All the Yellow People
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I don't care really. And what are chavs?)
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year. (It can't be helped! It's 32 degrees celcius here!)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops. (Our English stinks and we also call them slippers =D)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. (BBQs are annoying. Too much leftover food all the damn time.)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (I'll decide when I experience a real beach)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Hell yeah.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (??)
[x] You have an Australian something (that koala souvenir keychain with a boomerang...? *cough* or am I missing the point here?)
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (NO I DON'T, SO WHAT? D:)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (YEAH, I'M SHORT SO WHAT? I CAN'T HELP BEING BORN THIS WAY D:)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (um, always?)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (I live near the fking equator)
[x] Rain is fun for you. (when I'm not having to walk 15 minutes to school in continuous puddles for a math exam and stand soggy socks throughout)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I don't know, really. Been to NZ in the SUMMER and they tell me it's WARM when I have THREE layers on. I totally peed in the outdoors in the early morning though. My poor butt.)
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (My romanised Chinese one does...)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (they include steamboat and tame non-alcoholic dinners...)
Total: 2
African-American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (BECAUSE I LIKE IT I SHALL BE OVERCONFIDENT AND SAY HECK, I HAVE VIBE)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (I enjoy it enough though)
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. (On the contrary...)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (You mean 'you were good at math')
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (well, I am Asian...)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You know at least some of an Asian language.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (depending on wihch country's in the news?)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (wha-?)
[x] You can tell Asian languages apart.
Total: 7
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (uh, anything's better than the local stuff)
[ ] You Speak some German. (uh...auf ?)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (wait..I know this..but I don't)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2. (well damn, why wasn't I born German...)
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
So I'm pretty true to my roots. Yayy...
Was almost British though, bloody hell. *drinks jasmine green tea*
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I don't care really. And what are chavs?)
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 6
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year. (It can't be helped! It's 32 degrees celcius here!)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops. (Our English stinks and we also call them slippers =D)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. (BBQs are annoying. Too much leftover food all the damn time.)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. (I'll decide when I experience a real beach)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Hell yeah.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (??)
[x] You have an Australian something (that koala souvenir keychain with a boomerang...? *cough* or am I missing the point here?)
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (NO I DON'T, SO WHAT? D:)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (YEAH, I'M SHORT SO WHAT? I CAN'T HELP BEING BORN THIS WAY D:)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (um, always?)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (I live near the fking equator)
[x] Rain is fun for you. (when I'm not having to walk 15 minutes to school in continuous puddles for a math exam and stand soggy socks throughout)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I don't know, really. Been to NZ in the SUMMER and they tell me it's WARM when I have THREE layers on. I totally peed in the outdoors in the early morning though. My poor butt.)
Total: 3
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (My romanised Chinese one does...)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (they include steamboat and tame non-alcoholic dinners...)
Total: 2
African-American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (BECAUSE I LIKE IT I SHALL BE OVERCONFIDENT AND SAY HECK, I HAVE VIBE)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (I enjoy it enough though)
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. (On the contrary...)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (You mean 'you were good at math')
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (well, I am Asian...)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] You know at least some of an Asian language.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (depending on wihch country's in the news?)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (wha-?)
[x] You can tell Asian languages apart.
Total: 7
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (uh, anything's better than the local stuff)
[ ] You Speak some German. (uh...auf ?)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (wait..I know this..but I don't)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2. (well damn, why wasn't I born German...)
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
So I'm pretty true to my roots. Yayy...
Was almost British though, bloody hell. *drinks jasmine green tea*