May 14, 2010 22:04
-Howard Stark = Jonas Venture Sr.
-Natasha Romanoff ╪ Molotov Cocktease. As much as she wishes.
-60s Americana propaganda + 90s EXTREME comics mentality = hilarity.
-Tony Stark can build a particle collider out of shite he has lying around his house but apparently he can't calculate an angle of refraction through a triangular prism. Oh, Tony Stark.
-Robots that look like Warhammer guys. Awwww yeah.
-Lawls Canadians not locking their doors.
-Captain America's shield.
-Laserbeams and explosions and robot fights.
-Very little of the french dialogue was from native speakers, which leads to, you guessed it, the lulz.
-When you make a deal with a scary Russian criminal, then go back on your word and harass him instead of, I dunno, letting him work, he WILL look at you like he's going to anally rape you for two weeks straight. That is a bad time to re-think your strategy, but an even worse time not to re-think it.