May 01, 2003 13:44
Ever since Mom and Derrick went on the Atkins diet, I have been having some strange dreams.
Had a migraine yesterday, so I laid down for a nap.
I dreamt that me, Thomas and Derrick were eating some meat, and Thomas spit some of it out, saying it was terrible.
I looked at the package, and I said, "Well, no wonder! This is grade Z meat! They probably threm a whole cow into a wood chipper and packaged it up!"