1001 uses

[soylent_genki]

[Backdated to the morning after party with Mao and the girls]

Ugh...ow...

Th-this is why I didn't want to go. I'm...ouch...a medical professional, I know what that stuff does.

Just need to find something to rehydrate myself. Ooh...

*grasp*

*clatter*

*clutch*

*glug glug glug*

...

*THUMP*

[Later that day]

Comments

[grandtheftmecha]

[Looking a little less hot than Mao - not in that way - but still functional.]

You were probably half awake when you turned it off, happens all the time. Lookin' pretty good now though.

[soylent_genki]

I must be doing something wrong, to worry more about what I did this morning than what I did while I was drinking.

[grandtheftmecha]

Mornings are usually just shuffling around like a zombie if you really went at it, so you probably didn't get into any trouble.

[soylent_genki]

Hopefully...

At least everyone enjoyed themselves, right? I'm pretty sure, anyway...

[grandtheftmecha]

If you managed to, I'm sure everyone who's used to it did.

So what's up with you looking so much better off than the rest of us?

[soylent_genki]

Either I'm much better at clearing alcohol from my system, or it has something to do with what happened this morning.

Teana said she thinks I had one of my health drinks without noticing it...I guess that means they're a good hangover cure, too!

Although, if that's the case, why did I black out for several hours...

[grandtheftmecha]

That's probably it. I remember you giving me one a while ago when I was hungover and it worked pretty well.

[soylent_genki]

I see...

It...it must really be true then...I was out for four or five hours...why does that happen?

[grandtheftmecha]

I probably don't want to know what's in 'em but... what's in 'em?

Filtered for THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW

[soylent_genki]

W-well...it's a close personal secret but if you're really curious and promise not to tell anyone...

I vary the recipe all the time, but the last batch was something like this.

It's based on a mix of Traditional Chinese Medicine and more modern nutritional techniques, with a lot of things chosen for their particular vitamin contents... [she's going to keep going on like this until you stop her]