Kit Roundup: Handkerchief

Oct 07, 2007 15:12

Reasons not to carry a handkerchief:
  • Idiots may interpret it as a gang sign.

Uses:
  • Tissue Substitute (reusable, always readily on hand)
  • Superior alternative to paper towels in many cases (Always on you, not wasteful.  Not unsanitary, you should be washing them regularly.)
  • Improvised container / furoshiki substitute
  • Surrendering (White handkerchiefs only, you coward.)
  • Chloroform applicator (One of many uses.  Not a good idea, it doesn't work the way it does in the movies.  Do not do this.)
  • Mask (To keep dust and stuff out of your mouth/obscure your identity)
  • Blindfold (Surprise!)
  • Hair tie (Depends on how it's tied, also useful when welding to keep metal bits off your head.)
  • Signaling your fetish to those in the know.
  • Stranglin'.
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Posted Early.  Not done.

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