Reasons not to carry a handkerchief:
- Idiots may interpret it as a gang sign.
Uses:
- Tissue Substitute (reusable, always readily on hand)
- Superior alternative to paper towels in many cases (Always on you, not wasteful. Not unsanitary, you should be washing them regularly.)
- Improvised container / furoshiki substitute
- Surrendering (White handkerchiefs only, you coward.)
- Chloroform applicator (One of many uses. Not a good idea, it doesn't work the way it does in the movies. Do not do this.)
- Mask (To keep dust and stuff out of your mouth/obscure your identity)
- Blindfold (Surprise!)
- Hair tie (Depends on how it's tied, also useful when welding to keep metal bits off your head.)
- Signaling your fetish to those in the know.
- Stranglin'.
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