An open letter to the party who attempted to break into my car

[soylent_bomb]

Dear Sir(s)/Madam(s

Comments

[libbydabomb]

when i went to IIT, some crackhead tried to break into my car by jamming an ice pick into my passenger side door lock-- until the idiot peered inside and saw that my car radio was ALREADY stolen and there was a huge cavity in my car and there was nothing of value to steal in my crappy Geo Metro. Idiot.

[clockwerkdragon]

Well...small favors I suppose....

[her_solace]

No, no. Just go ahead and take credit for my awesome style of eljay writing.