poop smell

Apr 12, 2006 02:36

You know how when skunks spray, their scent lingers in your clothes and stuff? Well, I've never been sprayed by a skunk, but I have been hit with the poop smell of the little cootie (tiny vagina.) Sometimes he'll be napping on me or just coming over to say hello and all of a sudden I'll notice this horrible stench. Its the odor of bum and something else (hormones? he's getting to that age where the lipstick comes out of the tube more often than I would like.) The thing is, its not like a fart (flatus, for those who watch Mythbusters), cause after he leaves its still on me!!! Joel thinks I'm crazy and that I cover for my own flatus by blaming it on the coots, but I swear its not. And I smell it right now.
Spring break is going almost swimmingly. It turns out I have alot more to do (back homework, housework, craft projects) than I thought and less time to do it in, but it won't be the end of the world if the stuff goes unfinished.

I am currently awake because a) I can be cause I have nothing pressing to do tomorrow, and b) I'm waiting for an episode of the office to finish downloading. Rach mentioned that she and Zach had been watching downloaded episodes the other day. I was really jealous for a bit, but got over it because I had episodes on DVR that I could watch again. Having finished them today, however, I was sad until I realized that I could just download them myself. And, can I just say, that in this process I have discovered the joy to use that is limewire. Its like what Napster used to be, but pretty. I hadn't used anything similar since that kazaa business and just went without if there was something that I would have normally "stolen." But this limewire, I think I may keep it.

Annnnnnnyyyywaaayyyy... The Office. I. LOVE. THIS. SHOW. Its really hilarious and all that, but I can't lie: the main reason I watch the show is for Jim (John Krasinski). I want to be Pam more than anything in the world (in the world where I live purely selfishly, of course. in the real world I would prefer peace and all that stuff.) I seriously think about him more than a normal person should, and it makes me feel ashamed...but in a good, happy way. :)

Another thing I want to address - having watched all of the episodes of the American version and the first season of the British version, I would like to say that if you believe that the British version is great and the American one sucks, you suck! They are slightly different, yes, but they're similar enough for the American version not to be discounted just because its either not British or not the original. You know what I like about the American version (besides Jim - the Brits' Tim is enjoyable, as well)? It comes on TV here. Because I AM IN AMERICA!!!! I can see having a preference, yes. Fine, you prefer the British one, but theres no way that there are enough differences between the two to hate the American version. And that is all on that.

Off to watch The olympics episode. Hot Jim Action!!!!

P.S. Rach, on the CMT award reruns that they're airing, they don't have any red carpet stuff, so no Rach/Brina action. Very sad. Though, I did get to see Lisa Rinna!!!

P.P.S. We saw Slither on Monday. It was super weird, but I really liked it. The main guy who looks like Jerry O'Connel's brother (but is best known for Firefly / Serenity and, having just IMDBed him, Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place!!!!!) had alot of really funny lines, and it was actually a pretty scary movie, if you're into that sort of thing - which I am. I highly recommend it for those who aren't squeamish.

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