Dec 05, 2003 21:01
Dear God,
i would like to have a say in the natural powers of the weather. if i had my way then:
1. no grass becuz
- it has to mowed and kept green
- worms live in there
2. it cannot precipitate on the sidewalk or if it did, it would land everywhere but on me and other ppl who hate preciptation sloshing them with its wetness
now if they can't work with that, then i want someone to figger out the whole "beam me up scottie" deal so that i don't have to walk in the rain/snow/sleet/hail/etc.
love, kristine