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OMG! TFM! FTM! HTFYT!!111
We find our heroine having a Good Hair Day, despite the godawful fringe she created a few days ago. We are pleased to report that the burn now looks like an old burn, red and shiny, without even the sad remains of an oldish green scab. Joy! Will soon be able to cover it with gobs of make up and can reschedule appointments.
Our heroine is also nearly wordless (she here interjects 'Are you sure you don't mean speechless?' No, we don't) with joy, as The Life Light, The Light of Her Life, the Midgety Darling Strudel of Her Heart (ohthisissuchfun) is back for a visit and having a show, and you never know how much you can miss someone til they come back, do you? (Our Heroine thinks this is Really Deep stuff.)
As our heroine watched the first season of Buffy she noticed a few things. First, Buffy used to be SoMuch cuter than she is now. Then, her date of birth changes three times in the first season, twice in one episode!
Our heroine watched, draped over a chair, and letting out periodic high pitched squeals which a bat could discern as saying 'THEIRLOVEISSOTRUE!' 'LOOK AT HIM BROOD!' and 'OHHH! DON'T GO IN THERE! DON'T DO IT! AAAH! KILL EM ALL!'
but mostly 'THEIRLOVEISSOTRUE.'
Our heroine is such a gushy, angsty, t00by little slut for tortured anti-heroes. If she herself weren't so endearing, it would be a bit pathetic.
(edited to add that our heroine beta's for The Best Best Best slasher ficcer strudeltart in the WORLD. theirloveissotrue.)
Two of my books are on hold at Albina! and Consuming Russia is in transit and thatissoexciting.
We find our heroine having a Good Hair Day, despite the godawful fringe she created a few days ago. We are pleased to report that the burn now looks like an old burn, red and shiny, without even the sad remains of an oldish green scab. Joy! Will soon be able to cover it with gobs of make up and can reschedule appointments.
Our heroine is also nearly wordless (she here interjects 'Are you sure you don't mean speechless?' No, we don't) with joy, as The Life Light, The Light of Her Life, the Midgety Darling Strudel of Her Heart (ohthisissuchfun) is back for a visit and having a show, and you never know how much you can miss someone til they come back, do you? (Our Heroine thinks this is Really Deep stuff.)
As our heroine watched the first season of Buffy she noticed a few things. First, Buffy used to be SoMuch cuter than she is now. Then, her date of birth changes three times in the first season, twice in one episode!
Our heroine watched, draped over a chair, and letting out periodic high pitched squeals which a bat could discern as saying 'THEIRLOVEISSOTRUE!' 'LOOK AT HIM BROOD!' and 'OHHH! DON'T GO IN THERE! DON'T DO IT! AAAH! KILL EM ALL!'
but mostly 'THEIRLOVEISSOTRUE.'
Our heroine is such a gushy, angsty, t00by little slut for tortured anti-heroes. If she herself weren't so endearing, it would be a bit pathetic.
(edited to add that our heroine beta's for The Best Best Best slasher ficcer strudeltart in the WORLD. theirloveissotrue.)
Two of my books are on hold at Albina! and Consuming Russia is in transit and thatissoexciting.