FUCK PSYCHOANALYSIS

[soybik]

I have oft considered slitting my wrists - parallel, not perpendicular since I've done my research - but after the conversation I had with my psychoanalyst this morning that would be like letting my child molester jizz all over my arms, which I wretch to even consider.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!?!?!? SHE FUCKING RUINED CUTTING FOR ME!?!?!?! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL IN THE WORLD TO MAKE UP FOR THAT!?!!!!!!