Jul 08, 2009 23:49
#1. I heard about my friend B's ex and how he liked anal and lost a condom in her vah-jay-jay.
#2. Filed for unemployment and was criticised for being an actor by a former model...apparently.
#3. Contemplated walking into the fire house just to meet a sexy fire fighter.
#4. Sat on hold for an hour listening to Michael Bolton songs. Not as fun as it sounds.
#5. Had my best guy friend, N, ask if I would come over and "play" with him. When I asked him to define play he stuttered and hung up. Then called back and apologized for 15 minutes. Then he asked again.