"i love that god sent you on a mission to hate people" - Joe "Cousin" Zizza
Welcome back loyal readers. We’ve got lots to cover so stay focused and we’ll all get through this…
Hung out with Dee yesterday. Of course, we had a great time relaxing [doing it] as usual. For food we went to the new sensation that is Baja Fresh. If you’ve never heard of it, check it out here at www.bajafresh.com but we warned…it will make you hungry. [It should be noted that Wendy’s currently owns them so they must be good!] So we go in and the place has this long ass line, but it’s expected because all the food is made fresh. They have no freezers or microwaves…it’s crazy. They even have hot sauce on the tables and a special Salsa Bar with hot peppers (banana and jalapeño and the very same hot peppers from the KFC in Deland!), pico de galo, and three different types of salsa (although they weren’t very good…only bad part about the place). All in all the food was great and I will be going soon with John and Paul at our earliest opportunity. Oh yeah, the best part about it was that this fat lady came in and she was wearing a cloak. No, not a Lord of the Ring type cloak because that would have been somewhat respectable. It was a black and purple witches cloak! Pure insickity! Dee tried to get a picture of it with my cell phone but a good shot couldn’t be achieved. I still love you, babe.
So school sucks. All my classes are okay except for my Minority Groups class. Now hold the jokes and the comments because I have to explain. It’s not for the content of the class or the overall scope. I hate minority groups just like everyone else [admit it fuckers! you see an chink driving and you want an excuse to yell at his yellow ass!] but in all honesty the class was a big mistake to take. With another teacher, fine, but mine is senile, half-blind, and slow-witted. Our syllabus told us what books to buy. He never gives us assignments or tells us anything of use. I take sparse notes in class because he always rambles on or trails off on the SAME 3 FUCKING STORIES! The man is 1,000 years old and you’d think he has lived an exciting life…FUCKING WRONG! I’m praying he has a myocardial infarction and dies; preferably while he’s lecturing so I can witness it. That would fucking rock and make my tenure here at Slutgers U. just a little worthwhile. It’s not everyday you watch someone die in front of you from a heart attack [once for me…who can beat that?! R.I.P. Hot Dog Man].
Well, the issue of John’s hair was debated through posts in my last update. It’s amazing…I right crazy ass offensive shit and I even called my stepfather a stupid Jew and yet I can’t get enough people to post EXCEPT when talking about if John should cut his hair. I don’t get you fucking people…anyways, the tally was 8 to 4 in favor of cutting John’s hair. At this point I am taking a neutral stance and no longer voicing an opinion for or against the hair since neither has worked. Either way, it seems that for every person who likes John’s “rat nest” that there are two other people who hate/disgust/loathe/detest/abhor/are repulsed by his hair. Although this isn’t an “official” poll no one really officially voted so fuck off.
Well, that’s all there is for now. I had a bunch of shit to say but I’ve had a sort of writer’s block the past few days. The only thing I have to say is for the people who read this [piece of shit] and don’t post: Most of you have told me you don’t post. I will refer to you as Agent F [F because it is the first letter of the name to which I refer to you and there is more than one of you and I thought this was clever…bite me if you don’t agree]. Well, it seems that the typical Agent F likes to read this and then close their browser or go searching for porn, what have you. Well, that’s like going to the local Wawa (Union Hill) and taking a penny from the penny dish when you need it, then not ever putting a penny in that dish when you are giving excess change. Shame on you! Don’t tell me you read this and then choose not to post! That’s like looking at porn and not whacking off! It’s insanity people and it is not a good habit. So do Sovs a favor and make him feel appreciated…leave a fucking penny and post. J