Freedom and Bread
This day, I can finally declare total victory in the campaign to create edible white bread. It was a hard fought battle and there were many casualties, but I wrested victory from the jaws of defeat and created two perfect new loves of white bread.
Drathorin can probably tell you about my first attempt on Thursday. I killed my yeast without realizing it and baked my dough. The center of that bread was uncooked. Too bad, because I filled one loaf with jalapeno and cheddar and the other with olives. You could eat it, it tasted good, but it was far to doughy to be bread. Decadent capitalist recipe was created to stifle my labor !
I got off of work early today so I went right back into the fight. This time the yeast survived and activated in a proper revolutionary fashion ! The second set of loaves rose correctly, and I now have two superior loaves of jalapeno/cheddar and olive/onion bread. As I lacked enough olives I added green onions to one loaf. The Juche ideal fully realized in tasty form, comrades !
Great Leader, the Shining Sun of the People, Founder of the Juche Ideal, and All Around Friendly Chap Kim Jong-Il was reached earlier for comment on this culinary triumph of the Working Class.
"This was some good bread. Also, this cardboard box covered in syrup is quite lovely as well. I heartily approve this flour-paste based message."
In other news I went to see Dragon Ball Evolution tonight. The emptiest theater ever. It was Nick "Guy At Work" Gagne, Serge "Another Guy At Work" Nolastname, Richard "Rear-Admiral of the Funkfleet 5000" Lawrence, and Greg "I Wanna Hurt The Children" MacEachern, Soviet "Myself" Penguin, and about 8 other random schmucks who like movie-based pain.
To sum it up in my own words it was an exquisite sculpture of crap done by a completely palsied retard. His only tool was a shotgun. I have never seen anything quite as disjointed and unable to explain itself. Period. The story, if there was one at all, was so lacking I ended up filling in most of the plot holes myself with thoughts about bread. I'm pretty sure I was watching a different movie by the end of it. Mine had James Bond, was directed by Martin Scorsese, and had a sound track by the Red Army Choir.
Really, Dragon Ball Evolution was poorly thought out. All the characters had names from the original cartoon but all similarity ends there. Naturally, nobody looked like characters from the show. Nobody's back story was explained in any depth (neither was anything else). Thankfully the acting was bad enough to be funny most of the time.
I had an okay time despite the film's repeated attempts to kill me through crimes against storytelling. Greg's incessant and loud heckling was actually quite refreshing. Usually people talking during a movie annoys me if they are loud but this was forgivable. I think the next film I go to will need to be one actually worth my money, though.
To end things off, here is my schedule for the next week :
Saturday - 4-12am
Sunday - Off
Monday - 12-7pm
Tuesday - 8-4pm
Wednesday - 12-7pm
Friday - 12-7pm
Saturday - 12-7pm
Drathorin can probably tell you about my first attempt on Thursday. I killed my yeast without realizing it and baked my dough. The center of that bread was uncooked. Too bad, because I filled one loaf with jalapeno and cheddar and the other with olives. You could eat it, it tasted good, but it was far to doughy to be bread. Decadent capitalist recipe was created to stifle my labor !
I got off of work early today so I went right back into the fight. This time the yeast survived and activated in a proper revolutionary fashion ! The second set of loaves rose correctly, and I now have two superior loaves of jalapeno/cheddar and olive/onion bread. As I lacked enough olives I added green onions to one loaf. The Juche ideal fully realized in tasty form, comrades !
Great Leader, the Shining Sun of the People, Founder of the Juche Ideal, and All Around Friendly Chap Kim Jong-Il was reached earlier for comment on this culinary triumph of the Working Class.
"This was some good bread. Also, this cardboard box covered in syrup is quite lovely as well. I heartily approve this flour-paste based message."
In other news I went to see Dragon Ball Evolution tonight. The emptiest theater ever. It was Nick "Guy At Work" Gagne, Serge "Another Guy At Work" Nolastname, Richard "Rear-Admiral of the Funkfleet 5000" Lawrence, and Greg "I Wanna Hurt The Children" MacEachern, Soviet "Myself" Penguin, and about 8 other random schmucks who like movie-based pain.
To sum it up in my own words it was an exquisite sculpture of crap done by a completely palsied retard. His only tool was a shotgun. I have never seen anything quite as disjointed and unable to explain itself. Period. The story, if there was one at all, was so lacking I ended up filling in most of the plot holes myself with thoughts about bread. I'm pretty sure I was watching a different movie by the end of it. Mine had James Bond, was directed by Martin Scorsese, and had a sound track by the Red Army Choir.
Really, Dragon Ball Evolution was poorly thought out. All the characters had names from the original cartoon but all similarity ends there. Naturally, nobody looked like characters from the show. Nobody's back story was explained in any depth (neither was anything else). Thankfully the acting was bad enough to be funny most of the time.
I had an okay time despite the film's repeated attempts to kill me through crimes against storytelling. Greg's incessant and loud heckling was actually quite refreshing. Usually people talking during a movie annoys me if they are loud but this was forgivable. I think the next film I go to will need to be one actually worth my money, though.
To end things off, here is my schedule for the next week :
Saturday - 4-12am
Sunday - Off
Monday - 12-7pm
Tuesday - 8-4pm
Wednesday - 12-7pm
Friday - 12-7pm
Saturday - 12-7pm