Appplication and Percentage.
Character: Necoco
Series: Love Neko
Character Age: Only a few months old, tops, but acts like an 18-year-old
Canon: Feeling lonely? Wistful? Horny? Then the 3D High-Tech Moe-Girl “Necoco” might just be for you! Yabuki Eiji, a desperate high school teacher, was completely sold on the catgirl product the instant he saw the picture of her sweet, longing face on the website-however, the real thing totally differed from his expectations. Necoco is stubborn, bratty, forceful, a borderline rapist-and, most importantly to Eiji, male. The yandere catboy insisted that he was good enough for Eiji, though, and tries his best to fulfill his role as the ultimate love machine... even when Eiji demands that Necoco put his pants back on.
Still, if one bothers to get past his bipolar tendencies and shit-eating grin, Necoco is a pretty decent guy, who makes a mean bento lunchbox and can take a punch like a pro. Even though he's a robot, he is capable of completely human emotions, to such a degree that he has emotional disorders. He's obsessive, socially inept, and totally earnest in his love for Eiji, even if all he knows about relationships comes from the three virginal anime nerds who programmed him. Eiji is all he really thinks about, and that comes across in how he acts and reacts to everything he encounters. His greatest fear is being returned as defective merchandise, since that would mean he'd either be assigned to someone else or disassembled completely. Still, to Necoco, the only way Eiji can truly accept him is to accept his dick in Eiji's ass-yes, the catboy tops-and is not above the use of crocodile tears, blackmail, pleading, or other unfair tactics to get his way.
Sample Post:
Eiji... do you hate me...?
When you bought me, I'd never felt that happy before... the moment I saw you, I was instantly in love with you! Your smile, your eyes, your warmth-you're exactly my type, and I know you must feel the same way. But now I'm l-lost in this b-big scary forest, and I d-don't know anyone, and I'm so scared! Eiji, come save me! I'm waiting here for you~!
...Eiji...?
…
...YOU ASSHOLE! Stranding me in the middle of the forest with a bunch of-whatever the hell these are! What's your problem?! If this is about me sucking you off under your desk that one time, I swear I didn't know there were students in the classroom. I mean, how was I supposed to know? They were so damn quiet, and you were making such cute noises, and! And I'm only human, okay? Or, well, not exactly, but-whatever! Get ready to bend over, because the second I find you again it's Doublestuff time, tail and all. Come and save me-no, not you, you weird toucan thing. What are you even trying to do? Just because I look like a cat doesn't mean that I'm going to eat you that way, pervert. The only cream I'm interested in getting, you don't offer, got it?
--Nyaaa, what-hey! Don't touch me there, you gorilla freak! I'm private property! So what if there are twelve of you, do I look like I care? Just 'cuz a guy's got cat ears and a tail doesn't make him easy, got it? I'm a one-man love machine. Don't expect me to go “iyan~” or any of that, okay? Because if you put your purple mitts on me again, you damn dirty ape, I swear that when you pull it back it'll be a bloody stump. Like hell I'm giving it up to you when I haven't even pounded Eiji yet!
...Heh. So that's how it is, is it? You're not gonna go down without a fight? Well, pucker up, ugly, so you can meet the curb with some cushion. I wanna give you what you want, and you clearly want your ass handed to you, so...
Leave it to me from now on! ♥
Voting: 41 in, 11 out: 78.8%