DUDE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO SEE YOU!
I have so much to tell you! You won't believe what has happened in the future! And when we get back home, I'm going to Jewliard, and you have to come with me!
I don't think your girlfriend would like it either.
But we might not be headed towards their future. We might create a new future or we might not be running on their timeline. Which would be great, since I have no interest in...the worse stuff about their future.
Your Wendy isn't here. There are a couple of others, but they're older.
Into what? Your older self is pretty cool. The worse stuff is that Trent Boyett gets let out, starts stalking us, and that Rebecca Cutswold starts killing people because I don't date her.
Which is why, just to be safe, we are leaving South Park.
STAN!!!!!!!
STAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Kyle runs to Stan and hugs him tightly.]
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[hug!]
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I have so much to tell you! You won't believe what has happened in the future! And when we get back home, I'm going to Jewliard, and you have to come with me!
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If you really, really can't go, then we'll find somewhere else. As long as it's a long way from South Park.
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Let's just go somewhere else.
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I'm already freaked out about the fact that your mom and my dad were friends.
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...Um. On this place's freaky scale, that's about a 0.
....Stan, if I told you my future self was dating Cartman...?
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Dude! Does that mean you're going to date Cartman!?
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No, because we will be somewhere else, far from South Park!
...um, now how about if I told you that my future self had dated your future self...?
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I don't want to date you!
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But we might not be headed towards their future. We might create a new future or we might not be running on their timeline. Which would be great, since I have no interest in...the worse stuff about their future.
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Where's Wendy?
I don't want to grow up into that! What worse stuff?
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Into what? Your older self is pretty cool. The worse stuff is that Trent Boyett gets let out, starts stalking us, and that Rebecca Cutswold starts killing people because I don't date her.
Which is why, just to be safe, we are leaving South Park.
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Why haven't we already left?
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