Well, I figured that out.. sort of. I already met mine, and Clyde's. And they're both really weird. But I didn't see any older Kyles yet. What's he like?
I was going to come looking for you, because other Bebe said you were here! I guess you found me first!
They're fine, thank you~ though I would have liked to have gotten another pair, instead of ending up.. here.
Oh, he's awesome. The awesomest guy ever, even. Meeting Ike was really freaky. He's the same age as me and it just feels...wrong. Have you been told anything about your future yet?
Wow, Ike is here, too? Did you meet anybody else? I only met Clyde, and.. me.
They won't really tell me anything about my future. They're being all vague and crap. Did they tell you anything about me? Older me said that I'll find somebody cuter than you, who's going to make me really happy, but she won't tell me who it is. And apparently you and I are going to have a lot of slumber parties, and watch girly movies. And older Clyde said that I'm going to break up with regular Clyde soon, but he doesn't remember why we broke up..
He did offer to take me shopping, with him and.. other me. Maybe I'll tag along.
I've met Stan, Cartman, Clyde, Craig and you in older forms. Cartman was the real surprise. He's...nice. There's also a goth Stan around our age, but I haven't seen him yet.
Thanks, Bebe. The older you said that I should ask Cartman about her, but not much else. ...Girly movies? I hate girly movies! Why is this future so crap?
Does he have a cute ass~? I suppose he wouldn't outgrow that~
Wow, you met a lot more than me. Clyde said there aren't any Wendys here, but he didn't tell who actually /is/ here, other than you and other Kyle.. wait, Cartman is nice? He's not a giant fucking, racist, pig-headed, douche bag? For real?
Ugh. Goth Stan? Seriously? Again? I haven't seen him either. Thankfully. I somehow have to feel partly responsible, as the messenger of bad news?
... Why would Cartman know anything about me? Oh my god, we're not like, friends, are we? Oh fuck, is he the person!? He'd better not be the person! If he is, I am so agreeing with you, this future is total crap. I don't want it. I just wanna go home. I'm changing everything I do, when we get back, to avoid.. this.
I don't think so. He said that we have a mall in here somewhere. I think there are a bunch of other floors, from what I gather. And a mall must be one of them.
I've been told that the older version of you still admires the older version of me's ass. So, yes.
No, he's actually a nice person, not a murdering sociopath at all! I almost had a heart attack!
He might be from a slightly earlier period of time that us. Or something else might have happened to him to turn him goth. Hey, he admitted he hadn't spoken to her in weeks. They were hardly Romeo and Juliet at the time.
Hey. Apparently I'm dating him. Although, he has been in an open relationship before... Maybe we're both dating him? Oh, god, my head hurts.
Holy shit! How big is this place? I still haven't found my room yet.
Well, finally, something normal and sane in this place!
I.. I think I might be close to that heart attack, hun. Cartman as, a.. normal.. like, no feeding people their parents in chili.. no exterminating the jews.. no Jennifer Lopez, it's like.. no. I need to see it for myself.
We should probably find him and ask him what the hell is problem is, I suppose. If it's her, I might be able to help.. maybe. Well, were they ever? I dunno about you, but barf doesn't = love in my book.
You're dating him? But you guys hate each other! I don't want to be dating him! You can have him! Gross! Ugh, your head can't hurt half as bad as mine right now. There is no way I broke up with Clyde for Cartman.
I don't know actually.. I only just found this room we're in now, and then Clyde and other me, found.. me. But from what I hear, I guess it's pretty big.
Yeah, no more emulating Hitler, no more rubbing crap on people I hope, no more using religion to make money. Oh, and he's thin.
I want to, but I can't find him! I should have asked if there's a map of this place or something. I'm a guy. I like poking bugs with sticks. Why should I know or care about that icky crap?
Apparently not anymore. And I broke up with Stan to be with Cartman. I'm more worried about being stalked in the future and having to run away.
Yeah, older Bebe says I do. Somewhere. I found a load of rooms for Mr Garrison, but none for me.
... He's thin? Jesus christ. Now I definitely have to see this for myself to believe it. Did he get liposuction or something? I bet his mom would buy it for him, if he asked.
A map would be helpful. Maybe one of the guys you met will know? Or I can ask.. myself. Well, you were in love once. I remember, Kyle, I'm not stupid. Buttttt, I guess, you do prefer the whole.. gross boy scene, to love and affection.
You were with Stan, too? What? Who isn't sleeping with who in this place?!
Garrison? Are you serious? Mr Garrison is going to be here? And.. more than one? So we might have Mr and Mrs Garrison?
We should ask around then. Or look around. WHAT?? WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS??
I don't know what future me is, because nobody will fucking tell me. I think the big orgy is probably the best option.. we're all like a bunch of cats.
... Okay, yeah. Do not want multiple Garrisons. Part of the fun of this place should be missing school, we shouldn't have to be spending time with our teacher. Or teachers.
I am so lost. What's wrong with Rebecca? Other than her being a complete socially retarded whore?
Not yet.
Ewwwwwwwww, Kyle! I don't want to think about that! As long as it's not me, or Wendy, or any of the girls, I don't care! You boys can screw Garrison if you want!
That isn't very nice! I'm serious! You need to be a gentleman. It's the right thing to do.
How are your shoes?
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I was going to come looking for you, because other Bebe said you were here! I guess you found me first!
They're fine, thank you~ though I would have liked to have gotten another pair, instead of ending up.. here.
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Why don't you ask older Clyde for some?
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Wow, Ike is here, too? Did you meet anybody else? I only met Clyde, and.. me.
They won't really tell me anything about my future. They're being all vague and crap. Did they tell you anything about me? Older me said that I'll find somebody cuter than you, who's going to make me really happy, but she won't tell me who it is. And apparently you and I are going to have a lot of slumber parties, and watch girly movies. And older Clyde said that I'm going to break up with regular Clyde soon, but he doesn't remember why we broke up..
He did offer to take me shopping, with him and.. other me. Maybe I'll tag along.
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I've met Stan, Cartman, Clyde, Craig and you in older forms. Cartman was the real surprise. He's...nice. There's also a goth Stan around our age, but I haven't seen him yet.
Thanks, Bebe. The older you said that I should ask Cartman about her, but not much else. ...Girly movies? I hate girly movies! Why is this future so crap?
Shopping? You mean we can leave this place?
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Wow, you met a lot more than me. Clyde said there aren't any Wendys here, but he didn't tell who actually /is/ here, other than you and other Kyle.. wait, Cartman is nice? He's not a giant fucking, racist, pig-headed, douche bag? For real?
Ugh. Goth Stan? Seriously? Again? I haven't seen him either. Thankfully. I somehow have to feel partly responsible, as the messenger of bad news?
... Why would Cartman know anything about me? Oh my god, we're not like, friends, are we? Oh fuck, is he the person!? He'd better not be the person! If he is, I am so agreeing with you, this future is total crap. I don't want it. I just wanna go home. I'm changing everything I do, when we get back, to avoid.. this.
I don't think so. He said that we have a mall in here somewhere. I think there are a bunch of other floors, from what I gather. And a mall must be one of them.
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No, he's actually a nice person, not a murdering sociopath at all! I almost had a heart attack!
He might be from a slightly earlier period of time that us. Or something else might have happened to him to turn him goth. Hey, he admitted he hadn't spoken to her in weeks. They were hardly Romeo and Juliet at the time.
Hey. Apparently I'm dating him. Although, he has been in an open relationship before... Maybe we're both dating him? Oh, god, my head hurts.
Holy shit! How big is this place? I still haven't found my room yet.
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I.. I think I might be close to that heart attack, hun. Cartman as, a.. normal.. like, no feeding people their parents in chili.. no exterminating the jews.. no Jennifer Lopez, it's like.. no. I need to see it for myself.
We should probably find him and ask him what the hell is problem is, I suppose. If it's her, I might be able to help.. maybe. Well, were they ever? I dunno about you, but barf doesn't = love in my book.
You're dating him? But you guys hate each other! I don't want to be dating him! You can have him! Gross! Ugh, your head can't hurt half as bad as mine right now. There is no way I broke up with Clyde for Cartman.
I don't know actually.. I only just found this room we're in now, and then Clyde and other me, found.. me. But from what I hear, I guess it's pretty big.
Wait, room? You have a room?
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I want to, but I can't find him! I should have asked if there's a map of this place or something. I'm a guy. I like poking bugs with sticks. Why should I know or care about that icky crap?
Apparently not anymore. And I broke up with Stan to be with Cartman. I'm more worried about being stalked in the future and having to run away.
Yeah, older Bebe says I do. Somewhere. I found a load of rooms for Mr Garrison, but none for me.
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A map would be helpful. Maybe one of the guys you met will know? Or I can ask.. myself. Well, you were in love once. I remember, Kyle, I'm not stupid. Buttttt, I guess, you do prefer the whole.. gross boy scene, to love and affection.
You were with Stan, too? What? Who isn't sleeping with who in this place?!
Garrison? Are you serious? Mr Garrison is going to be here? And.. more than one? So we might have Mr and Mrs Garrison?
We need to find our rooms fast. And hide.
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Very helpful. DON'T MENTION THE PSYCHO BITCH DON'T MENTION THE PSYCHO BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Yeah. And apparently the future me is gay. I don't know, maybe everyone has a big orgy at the weekend?
I haven't seen him yet, but he could be here. They could be here, even. They might even be fighting.
No, we need to arm ourselves, then hide.
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We should ask around then. Or look around. WHAT?? WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS??
I don't know what future me is, because nobody will fucking tell me. I think the big orgy is probably the best option.. we're all like a bunch of cats.
... Okay, yeah. Do not want multiple Garrisons. Part of the fun of this place should be missing school, we shouldn't have to be spending time with our teacher. Or teachers.
I'm down with that. Promise to protect me? ♥
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
At least they're not breeding like rabbits.
Like any Garrison would teach us. He'd probably go find someone to screw. Oh, shit, you don't think anyone's screwing Garrison, do you?!
If by "protect" you mean "use as a human shield if necessary", sure, I'll protect you, Bebe.
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I am so lost. What's wrong with Rebecca? Other than her being a complete socially retarded whore?
Not yet.
Ewwwwwwwww, Kyle! I don't want to think about that! As long as it's not me, or Wendy, or any of the girls, I don't care! You boys can screw Garrison if you want!
That isn't very nice! I'm serious! You need to be a gentleman. It's the right thing to do.
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Ha ha, I know who I'm screwing! You could be screwing Garrison!
I'm serious too. Chivalry is dead and the right thing for me to do is keep myself alive -
Oh, shit, maybe it would be better if I were dead!
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I am not screwing Garrison! I'll never be that desperate, thank you /very/ much. There isn't a chance in hell that I'd end up with him.
Chivalry is dead? Ugh. This is why you don't have a girlfriend! Stan would protect Wendy! .. Assuming they were on good terms at the time.
You're cute from afar, but far from cute, Kyle Broflovski.
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