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[sparkles_nshine]

Okay, what the hell?

This isn't the mall..

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[clydexdonovan]

Little Bebe!! Look at you! ♥ You know, actually, I think we do have a mall. I'm supposed to go shopping with... uh, older you later... You wanna come?

[sparkles_nshine]

Uh..

Who the hell are you, and what the hell are you talking about? Annnd how do you know my name? [She takes some cautious steps back from him, eyebrows furrowing; clearly not sure if want.]

[clydexdonovan]

Okay, okay, wait. I'm Clyde, remember me? Well, I mean, of course you remember me... it doesn't really work that way, because I would be the one remembering you, I guess....

Anyway I'm

I guess I'm future Clyde? To you, anyway.

[sparkles_nshine]

... Okay, right.

Is this that Future Self bullshit? What's with you, and.. her? Because I'm not falling for that!

I know who Clyde is, I know my own boyfriend, and you're not Clyde. You like, don't even look like Clyde. Well, maybe a little bit.. around the eyes, and the lips, but.. no. Not falling for it.

[clydexdonovan]

I look a lot like Clyde! Come on, you must have paid more attention to me than that, Bb.

Anyway, no, it's way cooler than the future self bullshit, because I think drugs are cool. :D And I also think that Bebe, your... er, well your future self, to make it simple, is the coolest person ever. Still.

[sparkles_nshine]

... Okay, yeah. You look like him. Happy? But that doesn't mean you are him. Because he's nine years old, and you're like.. old. And that's retarded.

So you expect me to believe that.. that girl there, is me? But future me? Like, for reals? She doesn't seem that cool.

[clydexdonovan]

I'm not that old. Not yet anyway. It is pretty retarded, though... But there are some really cool perks to being older!

Isn't she great?!

[sparkles_nshine]

You look like, you're in like.. high school or something. That's super old.

Perks? Like what? What happens?!

She's.. okay, I guess? She seems nice?

[clydexdonovan]

I am in highschool! And it's not that bad, really.

Well, you get to drive, and see rated R movies by yourself (legally, anyway) and go on road trips and go on dates, real ones, and all sorts of things that are really cool.

She is nice. And pretty, and fun, too.

[sparkles_nshine]

Really? It's not like, super hard? I always figured it would be.. except maybe for Wendy and Kyle..

I drive? Like, my own car?! And go on dates? With who!? Who am I dating?

Am I still dating you? Are we still going out? Because you seem to like me an awful lot.

[clydexdonovan]

No, and you get a lot of help from Wendy anyway. And from Kyle for that matter.

We're... we're not dating. But I do like you an awful lot, you know that. I've always liked you.

[sparkles_nshine]

Oh awesome! Just like now, sort of. I just hope I don't end up taking all advanced classes and stuff? Like she probably did?

Where is Wendy, anyway? And I said.. err, she said, Kyle is here, too.

We're not? Oh. Well, why did we break up? Did you do something? :\

[clydexdonovan]

I don't really know why we broke up, but I don't think it was my idea.
... That was a really long time ago, I guess.

Your Wendy and her Wendy aren't here, actually, but there are two Kyles.

[sparkles_nshine]

Maybe it was a long time ago for you, but it didn't even happen to me yet! If you didn't do anything too bad, I guess I can try and forgive you, and keep us from breaking up. Because you do get kind of cute when you grow up. But if you did something really crappy, I'm still dumping you.

Really? That sucks. I really was hoping Wendy or somebody would be around. But I guess I'll just have to look around for Kyle soon.. there is one my age, right? Not a high school Kyle?

[clydexdonovan]

I'd never do anything bad to you, Bebe! I think you just kind of... moved on. But if you want to change that and date me forever, I'm cool with that.

I'm glad she's not here yet. Yeah, two Kyles, one of whom I believe is your age, and a bunch of other assholes that you don't have to bother with. Like Craig, mostly. Oh, and there's two Kennys?

[sparkles_nshine]

Well, you're a lot nicer than Kyle, that asshole. So I think I like you best.

Craig is here?!