1) Fatherhood rocks the casbah. It is exhausting, expensive, exasperating, and possibly something else that starts with ex, but all that is outweighed by its awesomeness.
2) Accumulate Titties, Tacos, and Toys and you will be happy. That is such a perfect description that I can waste my other four sentences. Don't watch Signs. That one's actually kind of important and might need to be added to the first sentence. Bush is king wank of the limp dicked flatulant people who have flourished and survived for ages in the pubic hair of Margaret Thatcher.
3) I hate these animal questions. Most animals have these great qualities and therefore are hunted and killed for them. I don't want to be hunted and killed so being an animal seems to pretty much suck. I'm going to go with monkey so that way I can at least throw my feces at people before they kill me.
4) Pretty good. You?
5) I refuse to on the ground that you don't know how to spell Dennett. However, I do propose the Dennett's Tennents is a good band name and should be adopted by Keri post haste.
2) Accumulate Titties, Tacos, and Toys and you will be happy. That is such a perfect description that I can waste my other four sentences. Don't watch Signs. That one's actually kind of important and might need to be added to the first sentence. Bush is king wank of the limp dicked flatulant people who have flourished and survived for ages in the pubic hair of Margaret Thatcher.
3) I hate these animal questions. Most animals have these great qualities and therefore are hunted and killed for them. I don't want to be hunted and killed so being an animal seems to pretty much suck. I'm going to go with monkey so that way I can at least throw my feces at people before they kill me.
4) Pretty good. You?
5) I refuse to on the ground that you don't know how to spell Dennett. However, I do propose the Dennett's Tennents is a good band name and should be adopted by Keri post haste.
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Wait, you're getting married to buffalobeeotch. You may live. Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
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