Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I helped
stacemichelle see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-992 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Southernspunk