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Ahhhh how I love righteous vegetarians. I do believe this is one of my favorite responses to them:
Taken from Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass in today's column
Dear Mr. Krass, [re: barbecue column for Independence Day]. You eat animal flesh. Your life is a Hannibal Lecter flick, you eat corpses of babies! How about a little cow brain and chicken litter with that marinade! When the bolt stunner blows the brains out of the back of the cow's skull, the material ends up all through her body. So have it extra rare, please. And for those who are extra patriotic, there's about 5,000 football field-sized waste lagoons around the farms that take mammals with pink flesh similar to humans and force them to live in horror and stress until they're carved up. Put that in a burger. My [4th of July] feast is not charred corpse. Sandy C.
Dear Sandy: Thanks for sharing. I just had a mess of lamb chops. Mmm. They were silent. Get it? Silence of the lamb chops?
Taken from Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass in today's column
Dear Mr. Krass, [re: barbecue column for Independence Day]. You eat animal flesh. Your life is a Hannibal Lecter flick, you eat corpses of babies! How about a little cow brain and chicken litter with that marinade! When the bolt stunner blows the brains out of the back of the cow's skull, the material ends up all through her body. So have it extra rare, please. And for those who are extra patriotic, there's about 5,000 football field-sized waste lagoons around the farms that take mammals with pink flesh similar to humans and force them to live in horror and stress until they're carved up. Put that in a burger. My [4th of July] feast is not charred corpse. Sandy C.
Dear Sandy: Thanks for sharing. I just had a mess of lamb chops. Mmm. They were silent. Get it? Silence of the lamb chops?