Inspector Jury gets his own Mad Lib
Dumpster Dive
How about a refreshing old dip in the pool? Wrong show! On Fear Factor, the only thing you'll be diving into is a smelly, dirty dumpster! Close your eyes-it's not chlorine you will run into, but decaying food and gross tapeworms. Feel around in the candles for the objects you need to find: They're jumping around on the bottom, so you'll have to search explosively. And keep your armadillos closed, because this toilet bowl cleaner you definitely don't want to be drinking! I hope you remembered soap, shampoo, and iron bacteria, or no one will want to give you a hug when you dance. You'll need a long shower to clean up from this fart like bath!
Thanks, inspectorjury that was kinda fun!
How about a refreshing old dip in the pool? Wrong show! On Fear Factor, the only thing you'll be diving into is a smelly, dirty dumpster! Close your eyes-it's not chlorine you will run into, but decaying food and gross tapeworms. Feel around in the candles for the objects you need to find: They're jumping around on the bottom, so you'll have to search explosively. And keep your armadillos closed, because this toilet bowl cleaner you definitely don't want to be drinking! I hope you remembered soap, shampoo, and iron bacteria, or no one will want to give you a hug when you dance. You'll need a long shower to clean up from this fart like bath!
Thanks, inspectorjury that was kinda fun!