funny shitt....
i herd these today.and i think its funny.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
^..my favorite.
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"....dedicated to TIMMY!
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.....HELL YEA!
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.