71 Reasons Haters Hate Lars Alexandersson
Public, because.
71 Reasons Haters Hate Lars Alexandersson:
1. He pwned all of the Mishimas in Tekken 6 (remember Mishimas are like gods. Wait, Lars is a Mishima you say? Why are they so pissed off?! I know, I asked that too)
2. Tougou (can you say 'best. wingman. ever.'?)
3. Lili
4. Alisa
5. Zafina
(3-5 can be put into any order, really)
6. Hwoarang
7. Steve
8. Miguel
(same for 6-8)
9. He's a Mishima who came from nowhere (BLASPHEMY! YOU KNOW ALL MISHIMAS HAVE TO NOT BE ILLEGITIMATE! Wait wait, JIN'S ILLEGITIMATE TOO?! THEN WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?! SOMEONE LIED TO ME)
10. He's a Mishima who doesn't have an EWGF
11. He doesn't even have to take off his clothes to get people to flirt with him (you all saw Lili in that cutscene. There was so much eye-f*cking it was ridiculous)
12. He's 'LIKE A BOSS'
13. He steals people's girlfriends (or girl-bots, because he can)
14. He's always hard. ALWAYS.
15. DYNAMIC. ENTRY.
16. Silent Entry
17. BLUE BOLT (so sexy, punishing, and just f*cking hot)
18. Rider Kick
19. HNNNNNGH (the response made by most Lars fangirls/boys when shown a picture of Lars)
20. so f*cking epic. (originally reasons 20-22 lol)
21. Lili gave him an SUV (yeah you wish an insanely rich chick with a habit of wearing booty shorts and thigh high boots would give you an SUV)
22. u/f +3 (for people who can't techroll)
23. His massive fanbase. (didn't you know that's a perfectly legitimate reason to hate a character?)
24. He didn't (and he doesn't!) need the Devil Gene to whoop a monster's ass.
25. When he wants it, he gets it.
26. He thought he could pull a gun out on Heihachi and be successful and kill him that way
27. He took the spotlight away from Jin, who had been there since Tekken 3
28. He talks on his phone too much
29. He has armor that looks like it's a bitch to cosplay/draw/take off
30. He's bisexual
31. Lars doesn't do a palfist. He does a pal-dick.
32. He turns people on by speaking Swedish.
33. He has a lion insignia
34. He got 30,000 men to rebel.
35. He got 30,000 men to rebel...in the pants.
36. He makes Tougou happy...in the pants.
37. He makes Lili happy...in her extremely short shorts.
38. He can pout and arouse his audience
39. He makes the panties drop faster than a Just Frame EWGF
40. Makes the panties drop faster than JFSR and EWGF combined.
41. Makes pants get suddenly tigether just by being in the room.
42. He's flexible.
43. He makes Jin angry...in the pants.
44. He makes Jin happy...in the pants.
45. He rebelled against Jin, who apparently is the coolest thing in Tekken. (note: Jin was God in Tekken 3 and in Tekken 4 because of his JFLS; JFLS was only in Tekken 4 btw.)
46. He took valuable screentime away from people's favorite characters (HOW DARE HE MAKE LAW LESS IMPORTANT?! THAT BASTARD!)
47. He's the only Tekken character whose got a movelist where 90% of the names are blatantly dirty
48. His movelist relies heavily on Dynamic Entry
49. His movelist relies heavily on Silent Entry
50. He stole his hairstyle from the gods of spiky hair: The Saiyans of Dragonball Z
51. He's got Junichi Suwabe responsible for making him a walking block of sex.
52. Scenario Campaign was totally about him and not about Jin vs Kazuya (note: It was still about Jin vs Kazuya WHICH HAPPENED ALREADY IN TEKKEN 4, just from Lars' POV.)
53. He's the (other) Mishima that's not evil
54. You can take him home to meet your parents
55. uf4, df1, db21, fb21 B! or uf4, F123D, SE1, fb21 B!....etc. etc.
56. He gets only a handful of people to make his Appreciation Thread span 5000+ posts and 300+ pages
57. He likes a facebook status about Jin getting hit by a car.
58. He has a ninja as his sidekick
59. He can look up at falling glass and not lose an eye
60. He's willing to be on the top and on the bottom; Dynamic Entry doesn't need a specific position.
61. M.Bison thinks he's delicious. MOTHERF*CKIN BISON.
62. DERP (DE2)
63. Everything he wears is tight and sexy.
64. He uses a gun even when he doesn't need it
65. He makes the haters fap to him 24/7
66. He's trollin even when he's not trollin/never has trolled
67. AVL, Rejection/iRej.
68. DAT ASS
69. DEM LIPS
70. Sous, SHADi, Mechacide, Jurn, and Razer in no particular order :3
71. He has a DE Closet.
71 Reasons Haters Hate Lars Alexandersson:
1. He pwned all of the Mishimas in Tekken 6 (remember Mishimas are like gods. Wait, Lars is a Mishima you say? Why are they so pissed off?! I know, I asked that too)
2. Tougou (can you say 'best. wingman. ever.'?)
3. Lili
4. Alisa
5. Zafina
(3-5 can be put into any order, really)
6. Hwoarang
7. Steve
8. Miguel
(same for 6-8)
9. He's a Mishima who came from nowhere (BLASPHEMY! YOU KNOW ALL MISHIMAS HAVE TO NOT BE ILLEGITIMATE! Wait wait, JIN'S ILLEGITIMATE TOO?! THEN WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?! SOMEONE LIED TO ME)
10. He's a Mishima who doesn't have an EWGF
11. He doesn't even have to take off his clothes to get people to flirt with him (you all saw Lili in that cutscene. There was so much eye-f*cking it was ridiculous)
12. He's 'LIKE A BOSS'
13. He steals people's girlfriends (or girl-bots, because he can)
14. He's always hard. ALWAYS.
15. DYNAMIC. ENTRY.
16. Silent Entry
17. BLUE BOLT (so sexy, punishing, and just f*cking hot)
18. Rider Kick
19. HNNNNNGH (the response made by most Lars fangirls/boys when shown a picture of Lars)
20. so f*cking epic. (originally reasons 20-22 lol)
21. Lili gave him an SUV (yeah you wish an insanely rich chick with a habit of wearing booty shorts and thigh high boots would give you an SUV)
22. u/f +3 (for people who can't techroll)
23. His massive fanbase. (didn't you know that's a perfectly legitimate reason to hate a character?)
24. He didn't (and he doesn't!) need the Devil Gene to whoop a monster's ass.
25. When he wants it, he gets it.
26. He thought he could pull a gun out on Heihachi and be successful and kill him that way
27. He took the spotlight away from Jin, who had been there since Tekken 3
28. He talks on his phone too much
29. He has armor that looks like it's a bitch to cosplay/draw/take off
30. He's bisexual
31. Lars doesn't do a palfist. He does a pal-dick.
32. He turns people on by speaking Swedish.
33. He has a lion insignia
34. He got 30,000 men to rebel.
35. He got 30,000 men to rebel...in the pants.
36. He makes Tougou happy...in the pants.
37. He makes Lili happy...in her extremely short shorts.
38. He can pout and arouse his audience
39. He makes the panties drop faster than a Just Frame EWGF
40. Makes the panties drop faster than JFSR and EWGF combined.
41. Makes pants get suddenly tigether just by being in the room.
42. He's flexible.
43. He makes Jin angry...in the pants.
44. He makes Jin happy...in the pants.
45. He rebelled against Jin, who apparently is the coolest thing in Tekken. (note: Jin was God in Tekken 3 and in Tekken 4 because of his JFLS; JFLS was only in Tekken 4 btw.)
46. He took valuable screentime away from people's favorite characters (HOW DARE HE MAKE LAW LESS IMPORTANT?! THAT BASTARD!)
47. He's the only Tekken character whose got a movelist where 90% of the names are blatantly dirty
48. His movelist relies heavily on Dynamic Entry
49. His movelist relies heavily on Silent Entry
50. He stole his hairstyle from the gods of spiky hair: The Saiyans of Dragonball Z
51. He's got Junichi Suwabe responsible for making him a walking block of sex.
52. Scenario Campaign was totally about him and not about Jin vs Kazuya (note: It was still about Jin vs Kazuya WHICH HAPPENED ALREADY IN TEKKEN 4, just from Lars' POV.)
53. He's the (other) Mishima that's not evil
54. You can take him home to meet your parents
55. uf4, df1, db21, fb21 B! or uf4, F123D, SE1, fb21 B!....etc. etc.
56. He gets only a handful of people to make his Appreciation Thread span 5000+ posts and 300+ pages
57. He likes a facebook status about Jin getting hit by a car.
58. He has a ninja as his sidekick
59. He can look up at falling glass and not lose an eye
60. He's willing to be on the top and on the bottom; Dynamic Entry doesn't need a specific position.
61. M.Bison thinks he's delicious. MOTHERF*CKIN BISON.
62. DERP (DE2)
63. Everything he wears is tight and sexy.
64. He uses a gun even when he doesn't need it
65. He makes the haters fap to him 24/7
66. He's trollin even when he's not trollin/never has trolled
67. AVL, Rejection/iRej.
68. DAT ASS
69. DEM LIPS
70. Sous, SHADi, Mechacide, Jurn, and Razer in no particular order :3
71. He has a DE Closet.