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Driving Complaints and Grievances
By Drew Smith
If you are over 50, don't drive a truck, SUV, Winnebago, or anything with a big engine that you'll never use. In fact, just don't drive.
If you like nascar, wrestling, muddin', wheat beer, etc. that does not mean you HAVE to drive a truck. Specifically a god damn F150-F950 or however many intervals of 150 that shit goes up to. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BACK IN TO EVERY PARKING SPOT.
If you are going to change lanes you HAVE to signal (it's a law) while simultaneously making sure there is adequate room for your car to NOT CUT ME OFF LADY IN THE BLUE CAR THIS MORNING. IF I DIDN'T HAVE CLASS THIS MORNING I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU TO WHEREVER YOU WERE GOING AND KARATE CHOPPED YOU IN THE TEMPLE. DIE.
Having a jesus fish is like saying, "Please egg my car, or cut me off, or run me off the road, etc." I brake for Jesus bumper stickers are ok though you witty little boogers.
Don't get in front of me and then slow down to exactly the speed limit. If you do find the need to get in front of me, go faster than me.
EXCEPTIONS
If you're rockin out to a sweet song then you're alright with me.
By Drew Smith
If you are over 50, don't drive a truck, SUV, Winnebago, or anything with a big engine that you'll never use. In fact, just don't drive.
If you like nascar, wrestling, muddin', wheat beer, etc. that does not mean you HAVE to drive a truck. Specifically a god damn F150-F950 or however many intervals of 150 that shit goes up to. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BACK IN TO EVERY PARKING SPOT.
If you are going to change lanes you HAVE to signal (it's a law) while simultaneously making sure there is adequate room for your car to NOT CUT ME OFF LADY IN THE BLUE CAR THIS MORNING. IF I DIDN'T HAVE CLASS THIS MORNING I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU TO WHEREVER YOU WERE GOING AND KARATE CHOPPED YOU IN THE TEMPLE. DIE.
Having a jesus fish is like saying, "Please egg my car, or cut me off, or run me off the road, etc." I brake for Jesus bumper stickers are ok though you witty little boogers.
Don't get in front of me and then slow down to exactly the speed limit. If you do find the need to get in front of me, go faster than me.
EXCEPTIONS
If you're rockin out to a sweet song then you're alright with me.