oh you have a dog eh? i have a giraffe.
it's true, you really can buy anything online. apparently even giraffes, zebras, foxes, skunks and lemurs. i'm mainly interested in the lemurs, not that i would ever follow through on purchasing one from some stranger in flordia, but it's a fun idea to entertain as they are my favourite animal. it would be funny though if jane came back after working up north for 4 months and i was all "okay, so remember when you said we should get a bunny? well i did you one better..." "leah what is that half monkey half raccoon looking thing hanging from my curtains?". good times. or if i "adopted" a zebra and rode it through stanley park on a nice summer day, or played fetch with my fox at the beach. people would be so envious and really isn't that the point of life? to make others jealous of your seemingly awesome lifestyle?