an injury update on rachael borr (someone's watching football in my background)
i'm feeling things! things that can be lumped into categories like COLD and HOT. the cold, to the tips of my icy extremities, seems to freeze me up and slow me down and ouch! frozen tears hurt even more. but that's not it, that's not it at all. like alice in wonderland, i DO wish i hadn't cried so much. someone comes along and thaws out my hands and my tears and then i'm bound to feel warm and fuzzy and getting lost in the blankets can be so rewarding.
but if this was an article in the paper it might read less personal and cryptic and more like:
LOCAL GIRL IS AMAZED TO FIND JOB. FRIENDS JEALOUS, THREATEN TO COMMIT HOMICIDE.
Grand Rapids native and self professed fuck up Rachael Borr, age 22, experienced a stroke of good luck for the first time in years on Friday. She apparently was in the right place at the right time to be hired as 1/3 of the housekeeping department at Centerpointe Mall, just 2 short bus rides away from her Eastown apartment. When asked for a comment on what some would call this "miracle" she only said "duuuuude... i'm gonna be able to buy my own weed again soon."
but she was only kidding. it isn't going to be soon.
but if this was an article in the paper it might read less personal and cryptic and more like:
LOCAL GIRL IS AMAZED TO FIND JOB. FRIENDS JEALOUS, THREATEN TO COMMIT HOMICIDE.
Grand Rapids native and self professed fuck up Rachael Borr, age 22, experienced a stroke of good luck for the first time in years on Friday. She apparently was in the right place at the right time to be hired as 1/3 of the housekeeping department at Centerpointe Mall, just 2 short bus rides away from her Eastown apartment. When asked for a comment on what some would call this "miracle" she only said "duuuuude... i'm gonna be able to buy my own weed again soon."
but she was only kidding. it isn't going to be soon.