Generous friends!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I helped glitter_cunt hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I set gondor_girl's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Wednesday I punched ottofromire in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I helped asalienapua across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-215 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sour_skittlez
Kaila's about to come over and take me to feed Brandi's wittle baby kitties! awws, and then she's gonna smoke a blunt with me! OMG, THANK YOU!
Last night, I turned in to meanie Katrina because of Vodka. If I had stuck with the Jager, I might've been ok. DAMMIT. I've been doing so good too. I love Travis in so many ways and I can never show it right. =/
I wannna see Happy Feet! I <3 Penquins!!!!! They're so cute! I want to save penquins lives for the rest of my life. That would be really cool, except I can't barely stand the wheater in Mississippi, how would I ever cope with ALASKAN WEATHER??
Jeremy came by today and told us he'd gotten Kristy pregnant. Hmmm, I worry about getting pregnant, but then again, I don't. If it happens, it happens, but I'm wearing protection! I wonder how they're lives will change now. Now he's kinda stuck with her forever, in one way.
wowza!
<3
*Katy-did
