Best night ever!
Last night Kevin and I hung out. It was probably the best time I've had in a long time. I was drunk before we even met up, having killed a bottle of Bacardi Zombie mix he had left last time I had him and Chris over for a debauched SATC party. Anyway, the events went something like this, although I'm still a little blurred.
1. Met up at CVS in front of Dupont Circle.
2. Went to Apex.
3. Got more trashed, hit on this Asian guy.
4. Bopped a lesbian on the head.
5. Got thrown out of Apex.
(Amendment) Tried getting into Omega. Didn't work, either. The bouncer looked like a sixteen-year-old high school sophomore. When we were walking out I asked him if even he was old enough to be there.
6. Wandered the streets of DC until we got snacks at CVS.
7. Smashed glasses in the street.
8. Broke into a car and messed things up, but did not steal anything. Locked it when we were done.
9. Called these two gay dudes out. Told them not to get AIDs, to get good grades.
10. Proceeded to start screaming "Prostitutas!" out at everyone and everything.
11. Made more cocktails at my apartment.
12. Changed. Went to the jacuzzi, then the pool, then the jacuzzi again. Then the pool. Jacuzzi.
13. Lay on the floor and talked about being brokenhearted.
14. Went back to my apartment and started to watch things on my computer.
15. Started to cry.
16. Passed out.
17. Woke up late and hung over. Kevin saying goodbye.
1. Met up at CVS in front of Dupont Circle.
2. Went to Apex.
3. Got more trashed, hit on this Asian guy.
4. Bopped a lesbian on the head.
5. Got thrown out of Apex.
(Amendment) Tried getting into Omega. Didn't work, either. The bouncer looked like a sixteen-year-old high school sophomore. When we were walking out I asked him if even he was old enough to be there.
6. Wandered the streets of DC until we got snacks at CVS.
7. Smashed glasses in the street.
8. Broke into a car and messed things up, but did not steal anything. Locked it when we were done.
9. Called these two gay dudes out. Told them not to get AIDs, to get good grades.
10. Proceeded to start screaming "Prostitutas!" out at everyone and everything.
11. Made more cocktails at my apartment.
12. Changed. Went to the jacuzzi, then the pool, then the jacuzzi again. Then the pool. Jacuzzi.
13. Lay on the floor and talked about being brokenhearted.
14. Went back to my apartment and started to watch things on my computer.
15. Started to cry.
16. Passed out.
17. Woke up late and hung over. Kevin saying goodbye.