bunches o shit
Dance's mom's 50th bday...
In the limo!
Clare and I
The gals
Is she naked? No one really knows!
Our feet were sweaty
Dance and mom
Because she didn't put enough on the first time
Reflections
At the resturaunt..
Dance and her mom and step mom
Everyone. And no, we CANT take Sarah anywhere.
"TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM!!!! HE'S LOOOOONNNGGGG!"- random wasted chick aka Sarah
Back to the Limo/at the bar
Bday girl.
Clare and mother!
Some whores that kept following us around
Trying to make good cleevage but really just looking like a squirell
I wish that girl wouldn't look at me like that
CAKE TIME!!!
Flaming penis
Just like real life!
The balls were the best part. They were really made out of cake and the ball hair was cocoanut MMMM why can't all ballhair be cocoanut?
We were all really horny since we were only around chicks all night
teabag
Oh Lord.
Almost out for the count
Trust me, she does her hair for 4+ hours to make it look like that.
Brad's going away Belle Islo BBQ/House Party!!!
Our fave.
Brad makes sure his boob is in tact
Lyss rambles while shes in hour 5 of her 12 hour drinking binge
Joe swings
Matt (I think that's him?) swings
Lyss helps
We walk to our adventure.
Joe and I's challenge to climb the 20ft fence and slide down the 1 million ft potato sack slide (it's safe, it's not like its across from the police station or anything.)
We race.
I win.
But too scared to go over.
Psssh! Joe ain't scurred!
And there he goes!!
Back to the bbq.
Lyss calls Matt over
Lyss tells Matt Candace wants his pee pee (no, not as in urine.. as in his penis in her vagina.)
To the house!
Gosh.. Brad's ass always finds a way into pictures. Talk about a camera whore.
Poor rooster.. we just wanted to smash things.
Drum circle minus the drums, plus the pans.
Dance party.
It's a DANCE party, no time to drink! >:O
Trying to play Clare and I's face game..it's not as fun without her there.
That's all!