Welcome to our little soirée
Ladies and gentlemen... May I present to you, the many facial expressions of Ms Christine McVie!
Take a close look at the many emotions represented in these next shots. You'll witness her stunning transformation from plain boredom to extreme in 2.5 seconds. All while singing, and maintaining a flawless, unflappable hairstyle!
Episode One: Christine Emotes.
Our English lovely starts off with a rather unamused expression, but perhaps it is just a facade? You know the English, never smiling, unless they're being passed a drink (in a flourescent green cup). Let's move along and see if she perks up.
Sensing she is being watched, our target moves closer to the microphone. One might say it is an attempt to mirror the mic-eating style of her fellow bandmate, Stevie Nicks.
Aha! At last, a glimmer of hope! The gorgeous lass turns her head, ever so slightly, possibly glaring at the back of John McVie's head. Maybe she disapproves of his sense of style. Come on, who wears a hat on stage? it doesn't even match his guitar strap.
Ok, I think she heard the last comment... Sorry, Chris, sorry John. It's an awesome hat. I wouldn't wear it myself, but to each his own. Chris, I think you should consider buying a matching one. You'd look srsly hawt.
Pleased with my apology, McVie resumes her mic eating activities. She also takes this opportunity to show off her boobs in a shiny tank top.
This is the killer, folks. Our subject is now actually attempting to consume the entire microphone in one gulp! Do we have medics on hand?
The song ends, and it appears her mic eating was successful. Rather proud of herself, she steps back and offers an enthusiastic thumbs up to the crowd. "Thaaaaaaaaank yooouuuuuu, Caleefoorrneeya!"
Tune in next week, when I, along with my sidekick Carrie, treat you, the audience, to a behind-the-scenes look at Ms Nicks dressing room. Parental discretion is advised, as Carrie tends to be... well, friendly around the gypsy queen of rock and roll. Thank you, and goodnight.
Take a close look at the many emotions represented in these next shots. You'll witness her stunning transformation from plain boredom to extreme in 2.5 seconds. All while singing, and maintaining a flawless, unflappable hairstyle!
Episode One: Christine Emotes.
Our English lovely starts off with a rather unamused expression, but perhaps it is just a facade? You know the English, never smiling, unless they're being passed a drink (in a flourescent green cup). Let's move along and see if she perks up.
Sensing she is being watched, our target moves closer to the microphone. One might say it is an attempt to mirror the mic-eating style of her fellow bandmate, Stevie Nicks.
Aha! At last, a glimmer of hope! The gorgeous lass turns her head, ever so slightly, possibly glaring at the back of John McVie's head. Maybe she disapproves of his sense of style. Come on, who wears a hat on stage? it doesn't even match his guitar strap.
Ok, I think she heard the last comment... Sorry, Chris, sorry John. It's an awesome hat. I wouldn't wear it myself, but to each his own. Chris, I think you should consider buying a matching one. You'd look srsly hawt.
Pleased with my apology, McVie resumes her mic eating activities. She also takes this opportunity to show off her boobs in a shiny tank top.
This is the killer, folks. Our subject is now actually attempting to consume the entire microphone in one gulp! Do we have medics on hand?
The song ends, and it appears her mic eating was successful. Rather proud of herself, she steps back and offers an enthusiastic thumbs up to the crowd. "Thaaaaaaaaank yooouuuuuu, Caleefoorrneeya!"
Tune in next week, when I, along with my sidekick Carrie, treat you, the audience, to a behind-the-scenes look at Ms Nicks dressing room. Parental discretion is advised, as Carrie tends to be... well, friendly around the gypsy queen of rock and roll. Thank you, and goodnight.