my hump
This morning, I was checking my hair to see if it looked alright before heading off to work when my eyes somehow lingered on my backside.
Why didn't anyone tell me that I have such a huuuge butt? I know we all tend to focus on the front because of course, that's all we are able to see (unless you can rotate your head 180 degrees...)But, really, the back part of us is as important as well. It is our closing argument. Our last retort. What kind impression are we leaving if we just told someone off and flounce off with a piece of toilet tissue trailing behind?
I'm so sad. I look like I'm carrying two huge burdens when I turn around.
Why didn't anyone tell me that I have such a huuuge butt? I know we all tend to focus on the front because of course, that's all we are able to see (unless you can rotate your head 180 degrees...)But, really, the back part of us is as important as well. It is our closing argument. Our last retort. What kind impression are we leaving if we just told someone off and flounce off with a piece of toilet tissue trailing behind?
I'm so sad. I look like I'm carrying two huge burdens when I turn around.