hee hee bed time
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave ofsevenburdens a kidney (1000 points). In March I pulled over and changed onebigwhamshirt's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I set mash424's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, noveltypants (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4052 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sounlikely