The accent that I wrote this in is so obnoxious...
it's the way this one canadian CNCZH player talks...
yeah so liek tonight you know i was playing some 4v4's with some of the ofw guys right and andersons all liek, "dude liek check out my angel doesn't it rip so hard and stuff?" and i'm like, "man i like totally want you on my team eh.." and then roflolol alan like doesn't know that i was still packing in this one game right so he like dashes across the fifty like a noob to go and bunk ryan and stuff and i just peek out and like ramp all up his side lolol. he didn't even know i was like still in the game.
the story's true though, it's about paintballing.
yeah so liek tonight you know i was playing some 4v4's with some of the ofw guys right and andersons all liek, "dude liek check out my angel doesn't it rip so hard and stuff?" and i'm like, "man i like totally want you on my team eh.." and then roflolol alan like doesn't know that i was still packing in this one game right so he like dashes across the fifty like a noob to go and bunk ryan and stuff and i just peek out and like ramp all up his side lolol. he didn't even know i was like still in the game.
the story's true though, it's about paintballing.