I've just added 14 pairs of Jessica Simpson Dany heels to my shopping cart.
.... I don't feel like a normal person. They're just shoes. Yet this doesn't feel real. I'm suspicious. They've been sold out everywhere, and suddenly I find them just... being sold. On a website. Is it an unpopular website? Is that why they haven't been sold out? Have they been restocked? So many questions. I don't know man, I've never actually owned any piece of clothing/footwear that I've dreamt about for ages. Maybe that's why this feels weird. Oh shut the fuck up, they're shoes.
