“I could never bear to be buried with people to whom I had not been introduced.”
Allow me to introduce myself. In bullet-points no less.
♪ I googled the quote I used as a subject line. Guess I want to make a good first impression. Now don't you feel special?
♪ I don't have a cat, but I wish I did. A cat lying on your chest while purring is better than an hour at the spa.
♪ I have a statue of Jay, and I have a statue of Silent Bob. They cheer me up and will be looking down upon me as I write.
♪ Some people run on caffeine, I prefer water. Lots and lots of it.
♪ This is my attempt to jump-start my writing. It's been stagnant for some time.
♪ I'm currently reading Haruki Murakami's A Wild Sheep Chase. Or I would be, if I could find the damn thing again.
♪ Bit of a scatterbrain.
♪ I like things that are out of the ordinary, and I like variation.
♪ Complete audiophile. Can't for the life of me learn the lyrics though, not without reading them. My brain gets distracted by the pretty, pretty melodies.
♪ English is not my native language, but I do try.
♪ I'm over the age of 21.
♪ I watch so much television it's ridiculous. Especially when the rain just won't stop, except for small breaks so the hail can play every now and then. The ground hasn't had a dry patch for over two weeks.
♪ I love bad puns.
♪ I googled the quote I used as a subject line. Guess I want to make a good first impression. Now don't you feel special?
♪ I don't have a cat, but I wish I did. A cat lying on your chest while purring is better than an hour at the spa.
♪ I have a statue of Jay, and I have a statue of Silent Bob. They cheer me up and will be looking down upon me as I write.
♪ Some people run on caffeine, I prefer water. Lots and lots of it.
♪ This is my attempt to jump-start my writing. It's been stagnant for some time.
♪ I'm currently reading Haruki Murakami's A Wild Sheep Chase. Or I would be, if I could find the damn thing again.
♪ Bit of a scatterbrain.
♪ I like things that are out of the ordinary, and I like variation.
♪ Complete audiophile. Can't for the life of me learn the lyrics though, not without reading them. My brain gets distracted by the pretty, pretty melodies.
♪ English is not my native language, but I do try.
♪ I'm over the age of 21.
♪ I watch so much television it's ridiculous. Especially when the rain just won't stop, except for small breaks so the hail can play every now and then. The ground hasn't had a dry patch for over two weeks.
♪ I love bad puns.