IF YOU'RE BORED THEN YOU'RE BORING
it is my duty to name someone a cretin in the first sentence... thereby, i dub Hugh a cretin, for not believing that the Holes Cast Commentary plan. that fiend. crushing a little girl's dreams that way. it's shameful, really.
i am LESLEY. this is MARISA'S journal. she is BESIDE ME. writing on PAPER. perhaps later she will write in my journal, who knows? stranger things have happened. i realize that no one can hack into my journal after all, because you see, my password is different than the usual. the STANDARD.
Marisa is spying on my neighbours. they are eating on their deck. you don't know how badly i want to put on Today's Lesson by AFI, turn it up really loud and open the windows. i hate my neighbours. they have a fucking loud lawn mower and fucking loud children. Marisa thinks i'm angrier than Kevie. who knows? stranger have happened. i hate this machine also. it resists me at every turn. and i hate it especially when Marisa scratches me behind the ears.
speaking of scratching, it's a pity that our plan didn't work. oh sure, Hughbert, have NO REACTION WHATSOEVER when Marisa scratches my head and not yours. NEVER EVER YOURS. you were supposed to perish with indignation at the unfairness of it all. and we were supposed to gloat because i am better beloved then you. -grumble- fecking ruiner. RUINER. that makes me think of NIN.
in other news, Nanalan's name is Mona. that's more disappointing than when box-girl wasn't Susie Q, but Teri. we always assumed that her name was Nanalan. as if she is Mona. that upsets me greatly. the dog's name is officially Russell, which was previously unintelligible. one thing that WASN'T a disappointment, however, was the game... Nana's Helper. "would you like to work MOOOOORE on Russell's doghouse?" tee hee hee hee hee hee. i think that Nanalan (we shall never speak of this "Mona" business again) has a mild mental defect. she's really quite odd. that's why we could never understand Russell's name. she always said "Russer". ah well. puppets will be puppets.
no doubt any problems she has are a result of inbreeding. she is a member of Chandler's family and also his lover, therefore, it is only too simple to infer that such practices are fairly common in the Groulx clan. ol' Nanalan "Melonhead" Groulx. that is rich.
MIND TWINS! take that, Hugh Goldring!
meow meow meow meow and goodnight!
i am LESLEY. this is MARISA'S journal. she is BESIDE ME. writing on PAPER. perhaps later she will write in my journal, who knows? stranger things have happened. i realize that no one can hack into my journal after all, because you see, my password is different than the usual. the STANDARD.
Marisa is spying on my neighbours. they are eating on their deck. you don't know how badly i want to put on Today's Lesson by AFI, turn it up really loud and open the windows. i hate my neighbours. they have a fucking loud lawn mower and fucking loud children. Marisa thinks i'm angrier than Kevie. who knows? stranger have happened. i hate this machine also. it resists me at every turn. and i hate it especially when Marisa scratches me behind the ears.
speaking of scratching, it's a pity that our plan didn't work. oh sure, Hughbert, have NO REACTION WHATSOEVER when Marisa scratches my head and not yours. NEVER EVER YOURS. you were supposed to perish with indignation at the unfairness of it all. and we were supposed to gloat because i am better beloved then you. -grumble- fecking ruiner. RUINER. that makes me think of NIN.
in other news, Nanalan's name is Mona. that's more disappointing than when box-girl wasn't Susie Q, but Teri. we always assumed that her name was Nanalan. as if she is Mona. that upsets me greatly. the dog's name is officially Russell, which was previously unintelligible. one thing that WASN'T a disappointment, however, was the game... Nana's Helper. "would you like to work MOOOOORE on Russell's doghouse?" tee hee hee hee hee hee. i think that Nanalan (we shall never speak of this "Mona" business again) has a mild mental defect. she's really quite odd. that's why we could never understand Russell's name. she always said "Russer". ah well. puppets will be puppets.
no doubt any problems she has are a result of inbreeding. she is a member of Chandler's family and also his lover, therefore, it is only too simple to infer that such practices are fairly common in the Groulx clan. ol' Nanalan "Melonhead" Groulx. that is rich.
MIND TWINS! take that, Hugh Goldring!
meow meow meow meow and goodnight!