For Hugh
Once there was a boy named Hugh. He was not British, but he wished he was so he moved to England.
He had ten dollars to his name and had to resort to being a cheap Whitechapel prostitute to pay for his room and board.
One day he met a lady named Marla Leibowitz. She told him she loved him and that she would give him the world. Hugh believed her but she only wanted free sex.
He learned never to trust anyone named Marla agian, until...
Marla Shimmerman. She was a young girl of about seventeen and the instant she saw Hugh leaning awkwardly in his doorway she knew she was in love.
She made a point of walking past him twice a day every day, three if she could manage.
She was kind of mousey, so Hugh didn't notice her at first, so she bought a sexy new dress and put on some makeup and seduced him. It was easier than she had expected and he was vanquished.
Fin
He had ten dollars to his name and had to resort to being a cheap Whitechapel prostitute to pay for his room and board.
One day he met a lady named Marla Leibowitz. She told him she loved him and that she would give him the world. Hugh believed her but she only wanted free sex.
He learned never to trust anyone named Marla agian, until...
Marla Shimmerman. She was a young girl of about seventeen and the instant she saw Hugh leaning awkwardly in his doorway she knew she was in love.
She made a point of walking past him twice a day every day, three if she could manage.
She was kind of mousey, so Hugh didn't notice her at first, so she bought a sexy new dress and put on some makeup and seduced him. It was easier than she had expected and he was vanquished.
Fin