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BLAH! ok so i havent undated in a while because i got bored with the whole life journal thing and still am but hey Devan told me to do it so i did cause i guess im just that whipped.... ha no but yea...sooo... stuff happens as a result of other things happening. ive decided to become a priest and then do something naughty so i can get defrocked and then be a defrocked priest. arent i so cool? but that will be after i join the army and give birth to kittens with tentacles. ive lso decided that me and devan are going to take over the world. and we will be AWESOME... so this one time, my pants ignited and then i was like.. oh. my pants. they are aflame. i really love jesus... ive become a devout christian. my penis keeps growing. devan is really so damn cool. even if she cant type .... oh and just so its known this update was all devan... cause im just fuckin lazy
xoxo laur n devan
xoxo laur n devan