[Buddies Allies Filter. This might be very tiny, since many of his allies are gone. In fact, it might only consist of Iago.][The Master's sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair as he scrolls through his communicator with a bored look on his face. He's got a webcam hooking into his communicator, hence, filming while using the device.] It
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Of course they don't. Floods, ports...nothing seems to make a difference.
But at least it's predictable.
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[Then, he leans back and chuckles.]
Oh... Don't tell me you're still sore about the gift I left you.
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Sore? Never.
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And does the wife approve?
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I was married once. Should have realized that it wouldn't work a second time.
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[The Master shrugs.] Wives. They're a killer, aren't they? [IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS WIFE SHOT HIM.]
[Now that the small-talk's been dispensed, he leans towards the camera slightly, tapping his fingers on the desk.]
So. Any news. Anything interesting happen, or did the Barge wither without me? [Granted, he could check the archives, which he's been doing, but he wants to see what's piqued his ally's interest.]
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Hmm...nothing of note. Well, other than the Admiral's tantrum a couple of months ago. He shut down everything. Lights, the warden areas...everything. I'm assuming just for amusement.
Other than that, every month is like the one before. Trauma, boredom [Pause] whining.
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Well. An eternity of absolute boredom. I suppose we'll have to change that.
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Yes, we will. Now that you're back and you're...actually you. [He puts a finger to his lips, thinking.]
I do hope you forgive me for not being on...the best terms with you when you left. [It's breaking his heart. Honestly.]
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[The Master's not going to comment on his other self, because, WELL, he's got quite a history of not getting along with himself, and he's already caught glimpses in the archives. He just gets right on to that next statement.] Oh, you know what they say. To err is human. [He holds his arms out.] To forgive... [Smiiiiling.] is divine.
[HEY, REMEMBER THAT GOD COMPLEX, IAGO? I BET YOU DO. He reaches over and pours himself a glass of scotch. It's pretty awesome to have his master (hurhurhur) bedroom on the Barge, even if it is sadly lacking in his weapons.]
With how dull things have been... [He settles back and takes a drink.] How did you manage? Surely you've been making your own fun.
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I have. But nothing I'm going to reveal here. [He eyed the scotch once and shook his head. Always pretending to be so classy.]
Too many plans have been ruined already. You've missed quite a lot. The Admiral even took me off several months ago and brought me back.
At least I got younger. Took off all those years I gained in...oh what did you call that disgusting little place? [Laugh.]
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[OOC: SO. I'm thinking about fake amnesia or fake Sam Tyler. HELP ME DECIDE.]
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[OOC: WELL, Sam would be way funny! That's my vote.]
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