122 // The Best Laid Plans [Video]

Jan 03, 2011 21:20

[Buddies Allies Filter. This might be very tiny, since many of his allies are gone. In fact, it might only consist of Iago.][The Master's sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair as he scrolls through his communicator with a bored look on his face. He's got a webcam hooking into his communicator, hence, filming while using the device.] It ( Read more... )

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 03:29:14 UTC
[So...so hesitant. He's at his own desk, looking skeptical.]

Of course they don't. Floods, ports...nothing seems to make a difference.

But at least it's predictable.

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 03:31:34 UTC
[The Master cocks his head, noting the scepticism.] Where are the hugs? The tears? [TOTALLY EXAGGERATED PUPPY DOG FACE.] I expected a warmer reception from you, Iago.

[Then, he leans back and chuckles.]

Oh... Don't tell me you're still sore about the gift I left you.

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 03:35:25 UTC
[Realizing that this was his Master, the one who had been here before, the one he ruled under, his demeanor instantly changes. He brightens up considerably and then turns the camera, showing the bookshelf, with the treasured copy at the top.]

Sore? Never.

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 03:42:52 UTC
[His eyes scan the book, and he grins fully, catching the implication of its placement there. So, Iago's gotten over that silly little "redemption" thing he'd been trying.]

And does the wife approve?

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 03:45:30 UTC
[Iago waves a hand flippantly, showing both the ringless finger and his disdain for that situation.]

I was married once. Should have realized that it wouldn't work a second time.

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 03:49:24 UTC
I know!

[The Master shrugs.] Wives. They're a killer, aren't they? [IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS WIFE SHOT HIM.]

[Now that the small-talk's been dispensed, he leans towards the camera slightly, tapping his fingers on the desk.]

So. Any news. Anything interesting happen, or did the Barge wither without me? [Granted, he could check the archives, which he's been doing, but he wants to see what's piqued his ally's interest.]

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 03:56:40 UTC
[Well, that was annoying. He situates the camera again and sets it up against a book on his desk.]

Hmm...nothing of note. Well, other than the Admiral's tantrum a couple of months ago. He shut down everything. Lights, the warden areas...everything. I'm assuming just for amusement.

Other than that, every month is like the one before. Trauma, boredom [Pause] whining.

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 04:02:03 UTC
Mm, I can't say I blame him. [Because lol he did the same thing when he took over the Barge. The Master leans back and swivels thoughtfully, smiling at the memories.] It's a lot of fun from the control room. Did he take away the locks and the filters, too?

Well. An eternity of absolute boredom. I suppose we'll have to change that.

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 04:04:36 UTC
Just the locks. [So much envy. FEEL THE ENVY.]

Yes, we will. Now that you're back and you're...actually you. [He puts a finger to his lips, thinking.]

I do hope you forgive me for not being on...the best terms with you when you left. [It's breaking his heart. Honestly.]

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 04:12:35 UTC
You'd think the Admiral would have learned a thing of two from me. [He lets out a long sigh, as though he's deeply disappointed.] But they never do.

[The Master's not going to comment on his other self, because, WELL, he's got quite a history of not getting along with himself, and he's already caught glimpses in the archives. He just gets right on to that next statement.] Oh, you know what they say. To err is human. [He holds his arms out.] To forgive... [Smiiiiling.] is divine.

[HEY, REMEMBER THAT GOD COMPLEX, IAGO? I BET YOU DO. He reaches over and pours himself a glass of scotch. It's pretty awesome to have his master (hurhurhur) bedroom on the Barge, even if it is sadly lacking in his weapons.]

With how dull things have been... [He settles back and takes a drink.] How did you manage? Surely you've been making your own fun.

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 11:26:13 UTC
[That complex is on of many that Iago just...could not do without. He simply laughs, secretly just ecstatic beyond reason. As far as making his own fun, though...that was a problem. Iago thought of his game with Rex, and his own personal scheming now, against Sherlock, for no better reason other than the man had an interesting reputation.]

I have. But nothing I'm going to reveal here. [He eyed the scotch once and shook his head. Always pretending to be so classy.]

Too many plans have been ruined already. You've missed quite a lot. The Admiral even took me off several months ago and brought me back.

At least I got younger. Took off all those years I gained in...oh what did you call that disgusting little place? [Laugh.]

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 15:33:28 UTC
Me? [Innocent look.] I never called it anything. But my followers, ohhh, what did they call it? Masterworld? Like some sort of amusement park. [He hmmmms, looking up at the ceiling.] Better than Planet Master, I suppose. I'd hate to have it sound like a themed restaurant.

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 16:09:32 UTC
[Blank look, but he hides it well enough.] Well, the people here haven't forgotten it. Fortunately... [He pauses for a moment to think.] I wonder, though...when you do publicly reveal yourself, as I'm assuming you will eventually, will you tell them you remember everything?

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Video soundof_drums January 4 2011, 16:12:02 UTC
Now there's a question. It would certainly weed out the disloyal, now wouldn't it?

[OOC: SO. I'm thinking about fake amnesia or fake Sam Tyler. HELP ME DECIDE.]

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Video inhumandog January 4 2011, 17:05:51 UTC
All you have left is me. At least...all that matter. [So sure...]

[OOC: WELL, Sam would be way funny! That's my vote.]

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