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The Corporate Chill Zone
Sometimes when people tell stories other people want to hit them and totally torch them for being complete idiots after telling a story that totally isn't as super tight as it was when it happened. Don't worry, this story is major and when it happened for real in real earth life 238 people probably jumped off of a boulder into ice. Not too long ago, two gorgeous pirates realized a terrible truth. They were thirsty, parched even. One of the pirates started laughing, and the other pirate was so mean because of thirst. If this doesn't make 110% sense, then you are going to Hell. Out of nowhere, the ground opened up and a shrine popped out!!!! When this happened, 12 people died screaming but nobody cared. This was a secret shrine, a corporate pirate brewing facility known under ground as the Chill Zone. The golden doors opened releasing a cloud of icy mist and the pirates rushed in to find an abundance of fine pirate beer that would stay cold forever. This was truly bodacious until too many awesome chicks busted through a wall in cool cars, because then it was super major tight bodacious!!!! A fat guy tried to ruin the moment so the pirates chopped him in half with a blue bicycle and then they forced an old lady to look at him until she barfed and exploded and died. The pirates were no longer thirsty and became really jolly so fast. This story is so tight every time, and if you don't believe this story about the Chill Zone times 100 bodacious things then you are going to Hell!!!!!!!!
The Corporate Chill Zone
Sometimes when people tell stories other people want to hit them and totally torch them for being complete idiots after telling a story that totally isn't as super tight as it was when it happened. Don't worry, this story is major and when it happened for real in real earth life 238 people probably jumped off of a boulder into ice. Not too long ago, two gorgeous pirates realized a terrible truth. They were thirsty, parched even. One of the pirates started laughing, and the other pirate was so mean because of thirst. If this doesn't make 110% sense, then you are going to Hell. Out of nowhere, the ground opened up and a shrine popped out!!!! When this happened, 12 people died screaming but nobody cared. This was a secret shrine, a corporate pirate brewing facility known under ground as the Chill Zone. The golden doors opened releasing a cloud of icy mist and the pirates rushed in to find an abundance of fine pirate beer that would stay cold forever. This was truly bodacious until too many awesome chicks busted through a wall in cool cars, because then it was super major tight bodacious!!!! A fat guy tried to ruin the moment so the pirates chopped him in half with a blue bicycle and then they forced an old lady to look at him until she barfed and exploded and died. The pirates were no longer thirsty and became really jolly so fast. This story is so tight every time, and if you don't believe this story about the Chill Zone times 100 bodacious things then you are going to Hell!!!!!!!!