here's a story:

[sounderwater]

I'm pretty sure I just ate a spider or its house, because I looked up from this muffin that I'd been cramming into my face, and there was a spiderweb trailing straight from my mouth and back to the muffin. It's a carrot muffin, and now I'm listening to the Goo Goo Dolls. They were better when they were a one hit wonder, because it was a very fantastic hit. Anyways, stay cool, team. I am rooting for you.

I wish I could rotate my text 90 degrees clockwise. :/ /: