Prince of Tennis: Ficlet: The Freudian Sense 1/1 (TezuRyo, PG)

[soundczech]

So I've been obsessively watching this anime about tennis while I was supposed to be doing my homework :| Gay pubescent tennis players :| I blame fucking bookshop.

Here is a ficlet. Characters do not belong to me, but to Konami. TezuRyo pre-slash and pubescent confusion.

ETA: Thankyou to lower for translating this into Chinese. Find it here. *_*

Comments

[bookshop]

ALSO THIS

Out of everybody Echizen likes watching tennis with buchou best; they both detest unnecessary chatter. Buchou’s arms are crossed and occasionally his fingers tap against the inside of his forearm. Echizen can hear the rustling of his jersey beneath Kikumaru-senpai’s shrieking.

After six games Kikumaru finishes with a somersault and a flourish. Six games Love.

“Hm,” says Tezuka.

SADFKJSFLDF TEZUKA'S LONG COLUMN. JSKLFJLSDF YES. AND. SHRIEKING EIJI. ♥ ♥ ♥ AND THE HM AND THE JERSEY RUSTLING. TOUCH THE JERSEY, RYOMA. TOUCH IT.

[soundczech]

:LSKD:FLSKDF I LOVE HOW UNSUBTLE I WAS WITH THE PHALLIC SHIT IN THIS FIC. I almost had Ryoma dream about snakes and rockets.

[bookshop]

Ryoma can feel the tension in his muscles where their arms press together. I just keep rereading that line. And his stomach hurting, gaghgahsdfasldfjdasl;f. It is so easy to get swept away by the metaphors, anyway, considering that canon is basically GAY SYMBOLISM 101.

Guh, tension. I love it. *_* Somebody dared me to write a fic where Ryoma and Tezuka come without touching each other and in my head it consists mainly of them staring at each other until they explode.

[soundczech]

Panting at one another over the net.

[bookshop]

Oh my god you had to post this tonight when i was determined to finish my paper. saldfjk;lfj.

Seriously. Meeting at the net for Tezuka and Ryoma is, like, some moment of ritual courtship. You know their first kiss is across the net. And possibly their first sadlfksljf OMG NET FROTTAGE. I DIE. *_*

[soundczech]

:SLDKF:L NOW I'M ALL SAD THAT WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET TO SEE IT T_T

I'm avoiding watching the next episode because the preview says it is called Ryoma Utterly Beaten, and I know that will distress me.