Apr 03, 2007 19:33
"Readers will probably think that I'm crazy for suggesting that one or two or maybe all four band members become what Dr. Stephen Hawking called "time tourists." But that is what I'm suggesting. Does anyone have a better idea? I don't see any Tool enthusiasts on skateboards in all their "Hot Topic" finery heading down Zarzamora Street on midnight forays to the "Dome of Light" in Olmos Basin (what is it, a golf course, now?) or to a certain "baobab" tree to get answers from the bulbous-eyed "Sisters of Mercy." I don't know about you, but I sure as hell don't want to see any more shows postponed. Especially not SAN AnTonio. Not with all that e-mail and telegrams and posses in a state that even has the death penalty for statues.
Therefore, I'm going to propose the idea to the band members and their management. Let's just hope that there isn't a glitch in the Pacal Votan module (or they hit the wrong channel in the harmonic matrix) and they all end up back in the days of glyptodons and the panocthus. Now that would suck."