Heard you like circles so I put some circles in your circles so your circles would have more circles
So kylezy, being of the most awesome of awesome (I mean c'mon here name is Kylie), linked me to this site that does epic retellings of...well epics really...that have ever existed. They are seriously some of the funniest things I have ever read, EVER. I'm literally in tears laughing and only The Oatmeal and Allie Brosh can get me doing that. Basically this is Epics in 15 Minutes (the English major in me is rejoicing).
So here's where you should start: Horsecock. Which sounds like there's imminent horse raping amirite?
Other favourites:
Everyone in Ireland is a Dick
Cats Solve Every Problem
Motherfucking Norse Myth Avalanche
Tho Gets a Hammer
There Are Not a Lot of Things Freya Won't Do for Gold.
Thor's Hammer Gets Stolen also Titcaptain, ha
I now need to flail with quotes. I feel like I should meme the fuck out of these quotes. Really.
As if I haven't spent enough time reading these while at work I discovered he does them IN VIDEO OMG. I spent most last week watching these because I was that entertained. And not at all because he's a geeky, witty, sarcastic bastard who appears partially nude in every one of them. Nudity has no bearing whatsoever on my watching. None at all. I recommend The Inferno, Candide, Exodus, and Genesis. Which, OK, is like basically all of them. Shutup.
Upcoming update with actual things later.
So here's where you should start: Horsecock. Which sounds like there's imminent horse raping amirite?
Other favourites:
I now need to flail with quotes. I feel like I should meme the fuck out of these quotes. Really.
As if I haven't spent enough time reading these while at work I discovered he does them IN VIDEO OMG. I spent most last week watching these because I was that entertained. And not at all because he's a geeky, witty, sarcastic bastard who appears partially nude in every one of them. Nudity has no bearing whatsoever on my watching. None at all. I recommend The Inferno, Candide, Exodus, and Genesis. Which, OK, is like basically all of them. Shutup.
Upcoming update with actual things later.