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we could benefit from incorporating bengal tigers into our collective everday life. it's the solution to pollution. at first, they would be available only in traditional orange and white, but as demand for them grows, all manner of neon bengal tigers will come out on the market. we will feed them and love them and use them to settle disputes because they will be both refined enough for postmodern civilization and strong enough for riders to prove themselves using brutality. the tigers will care about defending honor.