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Things I've figured out:
1. I am, in fact, in William's body, and William appears to be in Angel's.
2. I cannot smear or conjure a FBoD.
3. I cannot see my reflection, for obvious reasons.
4. I am craving blood. I have heretofore managed to resist this urge, however, and may in fact soon intentionally intoxicate myself in the hopes that this craving will subside.
5. William's coat smells of sweat and stale Drakkar Noir.
6. When I passed the secretarial pool earlier, I realized that this smell is not a deterrent to women. In fact, one of the accounting temps started following me around the building.
7. Speaking of the building, I can't quite go anywhere until dark, as I might burst into flame.
8. I don't know if this problem is widespread or only limited to myself, William, and Angel, but Morrigan was acting oddly earlier.
I'm not sure who or what is to blame for this situation, but they will pay dearly, if for no other reason than going commando in jeans that likely haven't been washed since the early days of the Clinton administration is really uncomfortable.
1. I am, in fact, in William's body, and William appears to be in Angel's.
2. I cannot smear or conjure a FBoD.
3. I cannot see my reflection, for obvious reasons.
4. I am craving blood. I have heretofore managed to resist this urge, however, and may in fact soon intentionally intoxicate myself in the hopes that this craving will subside.
5. William's coat smells of sweat and stale Drakkar Noir.
6. When I passed the secretarial pool earlier, I realized that this smell is not a deterrent to women. In fact, one of the accounting temps started following me around the building.
7. Speaking of the building, I can't quite go anywhere until dark, as I might burst into flame.
8. I don't know if this problem is widespread or only limited to myself, William, and Angel, but Morrigan was acting oddly earlier.
I'm not sure who or what is to blame for this situation, but they will pay dearly, if for no other reason than going commando in jeans that likely haven't been washed since the early days of the Clinton administration is really uncomfortable.