and now, for something completely different....
if you know me, you know i don't give two shits or a fuck about pop culture
(well, i DO love paris hilton but that's another story for another time.)
but i saw this new 'shocking britney spears story' and can't not comment on it, because to me is is a PAINFULLY obvious thing that she's done.
she's been sliding downhill recently, and her husband now has quite a case against her to get their kids taken away and have full custody transfered to him, right?
so what does she do? checks into rehab.
okay, good.
all of you who have been to rehab will know this: what's the first thing they do at rehab?
substance testing, usually urine or blood, but in some extreme measures, follicle testing.
most people go to rehab to save themself, learn about themself, blahblahetc..
i think she got some legal advice.
brit's not a dumb girl. she knows what she's been doing in the past few months
(and for the most part, so does the rest of the world)
and what's the only 100% completely foolproof way to get rid of all the evidence of whatever you've been putting through yr system to prevent yr past from haunting you before yr slapped in the face with a court order for a follicle test?
if yr a normal person, bend over and take it, baby. normal people who are facing something like this are usually in rehab because a court has placed them in there. if one could, and did check out, only to proceed to shave their head an involuntary remanding would probably be in store, since there's usually a 'suicidal clause' to any release form you sign, and shaving ones head could definitely be interpreted to be a drastically uncharacteristic irrational action.
you got rid of one problem, now you've got another one. and a lot of explaining to do.
if yr a celebrity, however, no dramas at all. you check yrself out and it's as simple as cutting off all yr hair.
hey, you can even get a few tattoos while yr at it.
AND grab the clippers out of the stylist's hands.
britney, yr a mess, but by all means, get rid of everything you can.
and if yr going to go down, go down fighting.
yr only at the beginning of a huge shitfest, and i think roto-rooter is going to tell you to replace all yr plumbing from the ground up, this time....
GODDAMN, i am lame.
i'll never do that again.
(well, i DO love paris hilton but that's another story for another time.)
but i saw this new 'shocking britney spears story' and can't not comment on it, because to me is is a PAINFULLY obvious thing that she's done.
she's been sliding downhill recently, and her husband now has quite a case against her to get their kids taken away and have full custody transfered to him, right?
so what does she do? checks into rehab.
okay, good.
all of you who have been to rehab will know this: what's the first thing they do at rehab?
substance testing, usually urine or blood, but in some extreme measures, follicle testing.
most people go to rehab to save themself, learn about themself, blahblahetc..
i think she got some legal advice.
brit's not a dumb girl. she knows what she's been doing in the past few months
(and for the most part, so does the rest of the world)
and what's the only 100% completely foolproof way to get rid of all the evidence of whatever you've been putting through yr system to prevent yr past from haunting you before yr slapped in the face with a court order for a follicle test?
if yr a normal person, bend over and take it, baby. normal people who are facing something like this are usually in rehab because a court has placed them in there. if one could, and did check out, only to proceed to shave their head an involuntary remanding would probably be in store, since there's usually a 'suicidal clause' to any release form you sign, and shaving ones head could definitely be interpreted to be a drastically uncharacteristic irrational action.
you got rid of one problem, now you've got another one. and a lot of explaining to do.
if yr a celebrity, however, no dramas at all. you check yrself out and it's as simple as cutting off all yr hair.
hey, you can even get a few tattoos while yr at it.
AND grab the clippers out of the stylist's hands.
britney, yr a mess, but by all means, get rid of everything you can.
and if yr going to go down, go down fighting.
yr only at the beginning of a huge shitfest, and i think roto-rooter is going to tell you to replace all yr plumbing from the ground up, this time....
GODDAMN, i am lame.
i'll never do that again.