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From: Hirako Shinji < pharaoh.hira@soulsocietyinc.com >
To: Sarugaki Hiyori < hiyori@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: Tuesday, October 7th, 10:03am
Subject: Psst
If you're reading this, it means you ain't working hard enough. Hop to it, midget.
Anyway, things you can be doing if you're bored:
1) Groom yourself. I know you don't got a mate to pick the gnats outta yer hair, but thats no excuse.
2) Consider changing from your heels to flats. Yeah, I know you feel good gaining the extra inch or two, but they really hurt when you throw them or dig them into my spine. I'm gonna call worker's comp, ya slave driver.
3) Resist the urge to throw your poo. You have a problem, Hiyori. The first step to overcomin it is admittin it. I think there's a support group for that meeting on Wednesdays now.
4) Get some coffee for your Assistant. He gets worked like a dog, ya oughta cut him some slack for a change.
5) While you're at it, make him a sandwich.
Thats all for now. Thought it'd help keep ya busy for a while.
Hirako Shinji
Personal Assistant/Secretary of Soul Society Inc.
pharaoh.hira@soulsocietyinc.com
555-7740 ext. 111
To: Sarugaki Hiyori < hiyori@soulsocietyinc.com >
Date: Tuesday, October 7th, 10:03am
Subject: Psst
If you're reading this, it means you ain't working hard enough. Hop to it, midget.
Anyway, things you can be doing if you're bored:
1) Groom yourself. I know you don't got a mate to pick the gnats outta yer hair, but thats no excuse.
2) Consider changing from your heels to flats. Yeah, I know you feel good gaining the extra inch or two, but they really hurt when you throw them or dig them into my spine. I'm gonna call worker's comp, ya slave driver.
3) Resist the urge to throw your poo. You have a problem, Hiyori. The first step to overcomin it is admittin it. I think there's a support group for that meeting on Wednesdays now.
4) Get some coffee for your Assistant. He gets worked like a dog, ya oughta cut him some slack for a change.
5) While you're at it, make him a sandwich.
Thats all for now. Thought it'd help keep ya busy for a while.
Hirako Shinji
Personal Assistant/Secretary of Soul Society Inc.
pharaoh.hira@soulsocietyinc.com
555-7740 ext. 111