Man. This. Is. Shitty.
I woke up this morning to Jeffrey Smith repeatedly telling me "Get up my mom will be here in 5 minutes, I already hid the bong so just clean up the ashes!" He said it about 5 or 6 times before I shot off the couch to start cleaning only as fast as a 20 year old bachelor could. I heard her walking up the stairs so I thought I would have time to put the dirty magazine on the coffee table away; But she just walked in the door. Ha, thats the first thing she saw but didn't say anything. It's still there and she is sitting right in front of it. My jaket will be done getting tailored tonight and I'm pumped. I'm going to be a sexy man.