"Beep" "Beep"
Last night at our softball practice we got out first "rule talk" Here are the rules verbatim:
No smokin dope or drinking before or during the game (what you do after the game obviously not a concern)
For the three hours it takes to play the game, everybody likes each other (any other time it is apparently okay to hate each other)
Help your neighbor (don't push them out of the way to get the ball)
Play where you are told (DON"T argue)
YOU don't run the team ( STOP being bossy)
Don't show off ( I am not impressed)
Talk to your buddies on the field ( I am assuming he isn't talking about what are doing after the game...)
AND THE BEST ONE...No "beep" Beeps" if you can't keep your mouth shut you should find a new team because the ump will call us out if you use the "beep" "beeps" (ladies shouldn't talk like sailors, FUCK!)
This last one had the whole team laughing!!
No smokin dope or drinking before or during the game (what you do after the game obviously not a concern)
For the three hours it takes to play the game, everybody likes each other (any other time it is apparently okay to hate each other)
Help your neighbor (don't push them out of the way to get the ball)
Play where you are told (DON"T argue)
YOU don't run the team ( STOP being bossy)
Don't show off ( I am not impressed)
Talk to your buddies on the field ( I am assuming he isn't talking about what are doing after the game...)
AND THE BEST ONE...No "beep" Beeps" if you can't keep your mouth shut you should find a new team because the ump will call us out if you use the "beep" "beeps" (ladies shouldn't talk like sailors, FUCK!)
This last one had the whole team laughing!!